Thursday, December 31, 2009

Wednesday, December 30, 2009

iran imports more uranium

Few stories will have an ending that is worse. That is if the story starts with the word iran. OK we now find that iran imports uranium. It can only have one use. Boys, this uranium is not very good news... What can we say...

Tuesday, December 29, 2009

can countries go bankrupt?


Hyperinflation took place in weimar germany. It made them go bankrupt. There are some who say america is. Here are ten governments that went bankrupt in our era. This is no hoax folks. It seems we may join 'em soon.

Yo Dawg

A woman moves into an animal shelter to raise money. She had made $28,000 so far for the humane society in this program. OK, we can applaud her for her vision. It seems that she is creating a better world, but she is probably tired of all the puppies. Most of us would be right around now.

Monday, December 28, 2009

green gases


There are those who worry. For one they want to stop climate change and greenhouse gas emissions. For two they will to return to the primitive and previous state of development of man. Personally, I want to move up.

Sunday, December 27, 2009

The future that never was


People, we were suppose to live in giant mansions. Yeah, we were suppose to have flying cars. Robots were suppose to do all the work, while we went on trips to mars. However, most people on our planet work for some giant corporation for 50 cents an hour and are lucky if they can pay for a tiny ratty little apartment that is shoebox size. Where did we go wrong?

Friday, December 25, 2009

money using your camera


Making money with your camera. It sounds easy, but it is not so. The facts are that many micro stock do not pay. Others you get only twenty cents per download and it takes forever and a year to get your money.

Still, if photography is your hobby, there are many people getting a few bucks out there by using their camera. Stick to subject that sell well and photos that look pro.

Thursday, December 24, 2009

Is this a hoax?

Please listen to this video. I do not think it is a hoax. Well, you tell me.

Wednesday, December 23, 2009

Gold in 2010

Gold has sold off. There are those rushing to sell - well don't, it shall rally in 2010. The question is why. Well, some see the dollar getting stronger, I do not because we are still running that printing press.

Tuesday, December 22, 2009

Netbook shipments jump


Netbooks and nettops are the future. In fact, netbook shipments are up 103% and rising. Please understand that there is no way to stop the rain. This is taking off and prices continue to fall as power increases.

Monday, December 21, 2009

Boat on Titan


NASA plans to put a boat on Saturn's moon. Titan will have a boat on its sea. Perhaps they can name it Titanic. Not, a hoax, it is so unreal is seems like one.

Cell phones cause cancer?

The state of maine will consider a cell phone cancer warning. Scientists are not sure. OK some say cell phones can cause cancer. Obviously, cellular telephone companies claim that such claims are bogus, that their phones are safe and people do not need to worry. What we need is more research on effects of radiation on cancer.

Saturday, December 19, 2009

china censors web again


OK now in china individuals can no longer register their own domain names. This is people that already have domains can lose them except for big biz which can keep names. This is really sad and we wish were not so. That is how life is.

Friday, December 18, 2009

Thursday, December 17, 2009

man marries character in video game


It sounds like a hoax, but it is not. In Tokyo, where else, an otaku has his dream come true. Tokyo man marries a video game character in ceremony. This sounds so major wrong.

Perhaps in the future people will marry androids that look similar to humans, link in CarlosX robot repairman circa 2152.

Wednesday, December 16, 2009

super earth has oceans


A new super earth GJ 1214b has atmosphere and oceans. This planet is approx six times bigger than our earth, but it contains an atmosphere of hydrogen and helium ten times thicker than our air. GJ 1214b is plus max. David Charbonneau of the Harvard-Smithsonian Center for Astrophysics in Cambridge, MA says "It's basically one big ocean." What can I say - science is awesome.

Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Offshoring our jobs

How many jobs were lost due to offshoring and OUT sourcing? Please listen to me. It is our way of life that is being destroyed so the some FAT CAT rich exec that now makes 200 million per year can double his profit to 400 million per year. He is constantly talking about cutting costs and down sizing. Well, how about down sizing his super size salary and stop asking workers to cut expenses.

Monday, December 14, 2009

Future of women

Super incredible and then some. Of course I do not believe that women in the future look like lady gaga robot clones, but it will be fantastic to the max. Future dress is quite different than now.

Saturday, December 12, 2009

Great Recession is over?


Time is running out for more excuses. Economists say out great recession is over. Do you agree? Well, most people do not because there are few jobs. Also, our unemployment rate is still rising. Sadly our gov says this is a jobless recovery. The situation is very serious.

Friday, December 11, 2009

Take a look at reality

They say - everything is fine, but what is really going on? Well, wall street is doing great, but main street is doing worse. People we are out of money. A US bankruptcy is near.

Thursday, December 10, 2009

Harvard stop work on science center


Harvard that paragon of XLence is now poor. In fact, Harvard University has stop work on a one billion dollar center of science. They lost so much money in stock market that they cannot go on. This sounds like a hoax, but it is true.

Time for those men of science to eat crow. Taste great like a carrovinne malt soda or something.

Wednesday, December 9, 2009

CO2 decision threatens our economy

Fossil fuel power plant in operation, aerial view photo

By imposing even more taxes on a weak economy, we run a risk of plunging deeper even. CO2 decision threatens our economy. This is because many countries like China do not get hit with a new carbon tax. Fossil fuels are running out, but that will not stop production of greenhouses gases.

Monday, December 7, 2009

UK economy drops

london photo

UK economy drops out of world's top ten. Why is this happening? OK you have cost of living that is super expensive. Ultra high taxes on persons. But, the worst for UK economy is outsourcing. How can an economy thrive, when all the high tech jobs are being shipped out to India? There is no incentive to go to college and study because jobs are being sent overseas.

Sunday, December 6, 2009

Alien Hybrids


OK are alien hybrids living among us humans? That is what some UFO researchers are saying. It is very strange, I mean going to a Walmart and seeing an alien or even a hybrids would be max eerie.

Saturday, December 5, 2009

Thursday, December 3, 2009

micron announces new SSD

People, the future is here because micron announces new SSD. The new micron SSD is the fastest ever. SSD is quieter than a wirrrrring hard drive, smaller, and uses less power.

Monday, November 30, 2009

Hot Chips

Strange news, but not a hoax - an underground data center helps heat Helsinki. Well, so guess some chips are hot. This may be an important future power source. OK imagine hot very warm laptops can provide us power.

Saturday, November 28, 2009

Nobel medal missing

In what sounds like a hoax, today iranian authorities took a nobel medal from the peace prize winner. Trust me, it is no fun living in a police state. A place where you worry, and get rest never. A country where on any minute the gestapo secret police can come in by kicking in your door and barge right in.

Wednesday, November 25, 2009

Hybrid cars

The two top hybrid cars are Toyota Prius and Ford Fusion. What we feel is that there will be energy shortages soon. This means prices are going to surge. Peak oil is not a hoax, as you will soon see gas prices go up.

Tuesday, November 24, 2009

What is the future like?


What we see is that the world we live in now looks quite different than the one we saw 50 years ago. Think back to 1959. They had a lot less technology. Back then computers were huge and very expensive. Few could imagine 2009. It was a time of 50's slang words. Rock music was just getting started. Well, the world of 2059 would be just as mysterious to us.

It's alien slang and music - so very odd to us. And yet, they will probably laugh when they see those cheesy 70's sci-fi movies. What makes them sound so corny? Hmmm, people with 70's cars, speaking 70's slang, and with 70's hair styles.

Saturday, November 21, 2009

swine flu a hoax?

Where is the epidemic? In fact, mexican swine flu seems like a hoax. What is going on?

Friday, November 20, 2009

economy


The United States has many problems that are totally not related in any way to our current global economic crisis. What has happen is that our severe economic recession has simply exacerbated many of the underlying problems. It is like a low tide exposes the crumbling worm eaten foundation of a rotting pier.

In contrast to the much more vibrant bric economies, US looks worn out and tired so you are warn.

Thursday, November 19, 2009

Real unemployment is 17.5%

Newspaper opend to the want ads.  Magnifying glass highlighting the word Jobs. photo

The jobless WREAKcovery is here. In fact, we are seeing in the days ahead fewer new positions open. This reminds me of the 1930's chant "prosperity is just around the corner." Well, it is not and things are about to get a lot worse. People need to wake up.

Right now we have a real unemployment rate of 17.5% and rising. This is close to great depression numbers. Politicians are not telling us the truth, because a depression is near.

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

one thing for sure

Well, see this video. Well, one thing for sure, we are running out of money.

Monday, November 16, 2009

new moon

Today is the morning of a new moon. This is a great time to view Leonid meteor shower. Hopefully things will improve. Latest news is one in six americans goes hungry. I have seen huge crowds in days to coming in bread lines. The hyper dimensional resonator tells us what will soon take place.

Sunday, November 15, 2009

Oil market data is wrong

Large Vessel  Docked photo

Folks, there is a lot less oil than we have been led to believe and we could quickly have a shortage of energy. Most oil wells in Saudi Arabia are over 50 years old and there has is a drop in pressure. Oil market data in US is wrong. In fact, we could face the peak oil situation much sooner. The day is not far away when oil tankers will fail to deliver their precious cargo.

Saturday, November 14, 2009

Obama in China

Obama is in China. The mighty red dragon is now a power. People we are seeing the rise of asia. This is only the beginning as the pacific century ushers in a new era.

Friday, November 13, 2009

Computer programmers help Madoff hoax

Two computer programmers are accuse of helping Bernard Madoff run his scam. Folks, in one of the biggest hoaxes ever. These two programmer generated false statements for income. These two men helped Madoff rob billions. Their salary was said to be $60,000/year. They are now going to jail for 30 years.

Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Unemployment may hit 11%

I predict unemployment at 11% next year. This was seen as crazy last year. Back then people said it would top out at 8%, but instead it continues to rise. OK now analyst are saying unemployment will hit 11%.

For every job lost a family is hurt with loss of house, living etc. This is a serious crisis. Yet we only hear how the stock market went up 200 points. Wall Street bankers created this mess.

Tuesday, November 10, 2009

10% of US electricity comes from old russian nukes

Old nukes from the former soviet union are now use in nuclear power plant to make electricity. It sounds like a hoax, but it is real. These old cold war machines are broken down to extract the core. It is them process as fuel in US electric plants for power.

Monday, November 9, 2009

911 connection to Fort Hood

Anwar al Awlaki, was the spiritual leader of a mosque where three of the 911 hijackers worshipped, where one Major Nidal Malik Hasan also worshipped mecca. He is now seen as a hero by muslim extremist jihadists. This is not a "lone gun man" this is an enemy infiltrator bent on hurting our america. Doctor Nidal Malik Hasan an army psycho-iatrist who treated injure men is accuse of murdering 13 fellow soldiers and wounding 29. Truly a bigger traitor never was, except Judas.

Thursday, November 5, 2009

Weak dollar causing rising gas prices


The decline in US dollar is driving up gas prices and making us pay more. As crude oil rises in price, so goes gas. This means that we could soon see $3/gal gas. Day before yesterday for the first time I saw gas over $3/gallon for sunoco vpower.

Tuesday, November 3, 2009

Toon me in

I mean TWEET me in. Here is a little box to tweet people. It is both send and see.

Monday, November 2, 2009

CIT loan hoax

Hey, guess what CIT loan means we the tax payer are now missing billions. This is like a hoax. What we get in a whole lot of nothing. Well, enough is enough, and we need to stop giving bankers mo0re money.

Sunday, November 1, 2009

Australian oil well on fire

The fire is burning bright into the night. An Australian oil well caught fire. It is near East Timor and the spill could affect local wildlife.

Saturday, October 31, 2009

recovery HOAX


It is so bad even our prez sez recovery is now. Well, I can tell you that the jobless rate is increasing, price of gas is increasing. What I see is a WREAKcovery.

Friday, October 30, 2009

gas goes up


Today gas hit peak price for the year. Despite a near 250 drop in dow, and an economic crisis, we see petroleum prices rising.

People, we are in trouble, cause peak oil is not a hoax, much as we can fear, it is here. The cost of fuel will go up in the coming year.

Thursday, October 29, 2009

euro up again


Superincredible news, dollar is down and euro up again. Boys this sounds like a broken record already with the dollar in decline and the euro rising. I still remember when the dollar was more expensive than a euro. Here comes supereuro.

Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Do atheists believe in time travel?

A religious man said that time travel is impossible because you could go back in time and kill Christ. However, I wonder what do atheists think. Well, many say that 'the book' says time travel is impossible. OK, in their case, the book is not the bible, but science. Their god is a computer making numerical calculations. Instead of worshiping a spirit being they put their faith in wires, circuit boards, and bits of metal. It reminds me of ancient people who bow down to a rock they carve with their own hands.

Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Dollar is a dinosaur

The US Dollar is soon going to be - EXTINCT! Folks, we are seeing the demise of the dollar as we enter a new era. Dollar death is just around the corner. People are selling property and dumping dollars. They are buying gold coins. Witness the sharp rise in the yellow metal. Please wake up now.

Monday, October 26, 2009

Stocks fall

OK, now only did dow not go over 10,000. Stocks today went down over 100 points. People worry when the Biggest bank in in america known as Bank of America loses over one billion dollars.

Sunday, October 25, 2009

China economy grows

OK even though we are still stuck in mire, China's economic growth is accelerating at break neck speed as it become the next world power. Actually, any chance of the US regaining its perch is now gone.

Saturday, October 24, 2009

Big Biz


If I had told brave american soldiers fighting in WWII that we would move our factories over to Japan. Take money from our poor to help rich banksters - they would scream HOAX! Folks, here we are.

Friday, October 23, 2009

Evil aliens

For some reason the greys are always the evil alien bad guys. They are suppose to abduct people and do experiments on them. Why are ufo interior so cold with a strange power source?

I prefer instead of evil aliens, a cartoon flying saucer. Yeah, like a rescue UFO flying saucers comic book where kind aliens help evacuate planet earth after a nuclear war.

Thursday, October 22, 2009

World best jobs?

Hey are these world's best jobs or a hoax? OK some sound a little fishy, like quality control at a house of ill repute. I mean c'mon, also director of fun at a museum. I am not so sure that these very most excellent jobs are real.

Wednesday, October 21, 2009

DOOMware

No hoax, folks. The Japanese DOOMware algorithm can tell if you are about to die. Well, it sounds so scary.

Perhaps we can change the name from DOOMware to something a bit less gloomy.

Tuesday, October 20, 2009

price sag

OK prices sag more than forecast. That's good right? Well, it means inflation is under control. The problem is that the reason is there is no recovery.

Monday, October 19, 2009

Will world end on 2012?

No. That was as short answer. Actually, science says one day our sun will go nova. However, that day is suppose to be many years away. There is a website for those who believe the world may end on 2012. It is called Institute for Human Continuity.

Sunday, October 18, 2009

People are leaving US

What we hear more and more is people are leaving US. The reason is that people know there be many more opportunities to grow in other places. Better education, less crime, health opportunities, even an increase in economic opportunities. That is why I think it is mainly the younger generation that is max interested in moving. That is because they are aware that their future in US is limited as more factories close down and stores go bankrupt.

Sheriff says Balloon Boy was a hoax

Folks, I can say that we were not warn on this one. The Balloon Boy Hoax is now a major motion picture, um right. What an interesting story.

Saturday, October 17, 2009

PC price war


HP is starting a PC price war against netbooks. Those that thought desktops were dinosaurs are about to wake up. Hey, guess what, Laptops can compete and win. It might be the netbook that becomes EXTINCT.

Friday, October 16, 2009

Balloon boy is safe

I knew he was never of the balloon and that wild goose chase could have been avoided. Hiding in the attic, hah.

That boy is going to be "grounded" for sure.

Thursday, October 15, 2009

Balloon Boy Hoax

I am calling Hoax on Balloon Boy. First off, that balloon is too small to lift a boy. Hey some one has been watch pixar movie "up" too many times. The balloon boy hoax is one more attempt to grab public interest. This story should vanish, much like balloon boy vanishes.

Wednesday, October 14, 2009

Forced to take down flag

Apartment dwellers in Albany, New York were force to take down US flags. The managment says that some people might be offended and that we live in a very diverse community. Well, that may well be, but the flag is the very symbol of america. Who would be offended except disgusting people from countries that hate america and come over here, take our jobs, and have the gall to complain about our flag - never again.

Tuesday, October 13, 2009

drop in dow


Today there is a drop in dow amid concern over economy. Stocks slip on weakness in our financial sector. This is typical. What we need most is a fresh dose of reality. The stock market is running on vapors. Fumes of a past glory cannot power it forever, because we are running out of money.

Monday, October 12, 2009

deflation vs inflation

People worry on deflation vs inflation. The sea of green pieces of paper, yes paper, will cause an increase in inflation. Execpt prices to increase neat year.

Saturday, October 10, 2009

California crisis


California had trouble selling municipal bonds. State is in an ongoing severe economic crisis. OK one reason is that California has near 13% unemployment. Tragic truth is that our world is near collapse right now. Also, as more people lose jobs, there are less consumers - meaning less sales tax, less income tax, etc. Tax base is shrinking as more people are losing jobs. Attempts to increase expenses and user fees are going to create even more woe.

Friday, October 9, 2009

man who stop WWIII - Stanislav Petrov

Actually, on more than one occasion we have come close to total destruction. There was a russian man in 1983 Stanislav Petrov, who stopped WWIII. There beno doubt that the debunkers will giggle and say that WWIII is "conspiracy theory" and call people crazy, but in 1983 Stanislav Petrov made a critical decision that allowed life to go on. Please wake up, because next time we may not get so lucky.

Thursday, October 8, 2009

Electromagnet Danger


A doctor told me that powerful MRI can be dangerous. The power of the magnetic field can cause harm to a patient. I always thought magnets were harmless, but that is not the case. HDR or high dose radiation is a danger. OK one of the dangers of HDR is that it can erase your credit card. There are many more. In fact, you should keep all magnetic media such as video tapes, floppy disk, etc. away from a powerful electromagnet.

Wednesday, October 7, 2009

Factories in our future?

The only thing being manufactured in most factories are weeds. Empty warehouses that should be full of product lie barren with tall weedy plants growing. Perhaps these are the green shoots I hear about. It must be for our future of factories is very grim.

Tuesday, October 6, 2009

Trex auction in vegas

Hey folks, step right on up. There is a Trex dinoauction in vegas. They say the Trex dinosaur could sell for eight million. That's a lot of green now. It is almost better than winning a lottery. Wonder if I can find one. OH yeah, Trex is a hoax.

Monday, October 5, 2009

What is the Grandfather Paradox?

Well some say there can be no time travel grandfather paradox. The idea is that OK suppose you can time travel back to when your grandfather is young. That is way before he meets grams, so they never marry. That means you are never conceived, so then how you could gone back in time? And if you never went back then who got rid of granpy? This is the sad truth of the Grandfather Paradox.

Saturday, October 3, 2009

america vs japan

Hey in japan unemployment fell from 5.7% to 5.5%, while in america it increase from 9.7% to 9.8% and rising. It is now at a 26 year high. QUESTION, why do they have half of our unemployment rate? I will let you make your own camzarian discovery. That so you can see what is now.

Thursday, October 1, 2009

Cool cities?

Here is a list of cool youth magnet cities. I am calling hoax. They youth will leave cities and move to the country side in the future. It will be a mass migration out of the concrete jungle.

Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Phony?


There is another word for hoax - it is phony. I like the word because it reminds me of old ma bell. That was a very PHONEy company. It had a lot of rules and regulations and these big black phones.

Well, now our telephones are small and sleek like the size of credit cards. They are not as solid as before, they feel phony.

Tuesday, September 29, 2009

don't TRIP over this

Trip reminds me of a surfer dude, he is like totally awesome DUDE. This is like a great idea dude. Where are the valley girls. Scribd rox!

Monday, September 28, 2009

HELP - the hybrids are coming

This is HOAXlarious. Kay Wilson says the hybrids are coming. Step right up folks, alien hybrids. They are coming to a planet near you soon. Wait a minute, they are coming to our planet. Well, I did not PLAN-IT this way. OK so sit back the UFO is here.

Ewing Klipspringer

In defense of Ewing Klipspringer.

Now many of you have heard outright boldfaced lies about Jay Gatsby’s butler, one Ewing Klipspringer. This is a man who harmed no one person, but he has been in fact vilified as a shiftless freeloader.

Mr. Klipspringer served Gatsby well and was always obedient to his gracious host. He earned his keep by doing Gatsby’s requests, even playing the piano when he was all out of practice.

It was Ewing’s musical genius that provided the melodic interlude in which Gatsby and his lady love Daisy fell in love. It was Ewing’s masterful performance that allowed Gatsby to fulfill his fondest dream; that of winning Daisy’s heart.

Needless to say Nick Caraway did not fare as well with his significant other, Jordan Baker. So we may assume that Nick was jealous of the happiness of Jay Gatsby and Daisy, in contrast to his lack of progress with the decidedly unfeminine Jordan Baker.

By expansion Nick transferred this hatred to the innocent Ewing Klipspringer that he repeatedly backstabs. Nicks talks about Ewing doing Liver Exercises, these are very important. Nothing is more important than a healthy liver.

Ewing understood the importance of playing sports, in fact, Gatsby refers to Ewing as “Old Sport” no doubt a sign of Ewing’s excellent physique.

Also, it was Ewing Klipspringer the "boarder" that asked for his pair of tennis shoes. This item was never returned by one Nick Caraway.

Friday, September 25, 2009

What me recovery worry?

Foreclosure Home For Sale Sign and House with dramatic sky background. photo

Stocks fall on recovery worry. Wake up - there is no recovery. It is a false mirage in a desert with no more water that a dry bowl of dust.

People we are in bad shape and things are GETTING WORSE.

Thursday, September 24, 2009

recovery is hoax

Please listen to Peter Schiff. These phony economies are not getting any better, no they are getting worse. Interest rates are at zero due to imminent financial collapse, but this cannot stay on. The future we see is very grim.

Wednesday, September 23, 2009

nice vs mean

I wonder why we have this nice vs mean war. Most people are a mix of both. Well, guess nice is um nicer.

Tuesday, September 22, 2009

green house gases

Close-up of a hand using a worn petrol pump to fill his car up with fuel. Isolated on white. photo

OK osama say we can reverse crime-mate change. The are some green house gas coming from the white house. What we do not need is a carbon tax, or any more tax for that matter. Hey even china is now on board the crime mate change bus.

Monday, September 21, 2009

ammo is up

Sales of ammo are exploding. People this is no hoax. OK many groups getting all that ammo is one thing that does worry me.

Sunday, September 20, 2009

USA jobless rate increases


Already our jobless rate is near 10%. Hey as a matter of fact, over half the states now have an unemployment rate of over 10%. Michigan has 15% due to GM going under. California has 12% due to mortgage meltdown. It is bad all over, as even sunny Florida is now at 11%.

There are however three states with less than 5% unemployment - they are Nebraska, South Dakota, and North Dakota. The lowest is North Dakota with 4.3%. How many people want to move to North Dakota - I thought so.

Saturday, September 19, 2009

environmentalists against solar energy

Sounds like a hoax, but no. In California environMENTALists are against solar power. Hey you can't make this stuff up. The environmentalist stopped a new solar plant in the mojave desert of California. Well, so guess they prefer a coal plant, or better yet nuclear. They just love radiation.

Friday, September 18, 2009

Tiny Trex

T-Rex. 3D render with clipping path and shadow over white photo

Hey, say we imagine a cute little guy - tiny trex. The perfect pet for the apartment dweller. He does not eat as much as his big bro. Time to power up my time machine and go back and grab the pint size pet. He should be in stores by christmas. Hey, so sorry folks, but I do not believe in Tiny Trex, or even his big brother - DINOHOAX!

Thursday, September 17, 2009

AMD new chips

A $99 quad core processor chip from AMD can make new computers far more powerful than before. This is a lot better than those atom netbooks we have been seeing. I want a computer that can handle heavy graphics and video, not just lite net use.

Tuesday, September 15, 2009

Best Buy - NOT!

playing video games: guy feet crossed on the bed having fun with his brand new videogame photo

They should be called worst buy. I have trouble returning items. They want a restocking fee. That said sales of electronics are down this year. People are not buying video games or computers like before. If things do not improve soon; for best buy it could be - game over.

Monday, September 14, 2009

Robotics Rodeo

There is now a robotics rodeo to show what is new in unman vehicles for war. Perhaps we are looking at the future of modern warfare. This is all very new tech that is mostly still on the drawing boards. It reminds me of CarlosX Robot Reparman.

Sunday, September 13, 2009

Trouble ahead - you can BANK on it

Illustration representing the economic crisis and financial collapse photo

US bank failure up to 92 so far this year. Things are not as rosy as politician predicted. In fact, we are in misery. The economic WREAKcovery is going on.

Hey, more banks are going to go under, you can BANK on it.

Saturday, September 12, 2009

Time is money

Antique pocket watch and dollar bills (“time is money” concept) photo

Hey, gimme a break. All this rush, what is it for? They say time is money. However I disagree. Perhaps in the future when time travel is common, but now the truth is that no money can buy time.

Friday, September 11, 2009

Castro seMANya is a man

That Olympic woman's gold medal winner from South Africa is now going to be stripped of HER HIS medals. It appears that Castro seMANya is a man. Semanya has male organs, but no womb or uterus. Please continue to giggle.

Thursday, September 10, 2009

sears is soon gone

Empty escalator in corridor in office centre photo

People this is no hoax. It is too late to save sears. It is sad to see yet another giant fall. This reminds me of GM. Sales are way low and losses are up.

Wednesday, September 9, 2009

Good as Gold



People, over next ten year I predict that gold will hit $5,000/oz. That sounds crazy? Well over the last ten it quadrupled its price. I expect inflation will be more this time.

Saturday, September 5, 2009

Banks in cure

OK are banks in a cure - not yet. In fact, they are being prop up. Things are bad now, but future is worse. Expect more banks to fail. For example in 2007 only three banks failed, but now in 2009 we see near 90 banks are gone. I expect over 100 by year end. Already, FDIC is almost out of money.

Friday, September 4, 2009

FREE TV on net

Mother and Son Watching Television photo

It is no hoax, you can watch TV for free on the internet. I am not just talking about Youtube either. Here is yet another video site we don't need ATT entertainment. Well, old ma bell, could always be a little PHONEy, but these mini movies on the net are more excuses to waste time. It could be the new future of television - as in TV over IP. Already, my shows are interrupted by commercials. They say the more things change, the more they stay the same. Internet is a big time sink, but at least you can say it is better than television - NOT!

Thursday, September 3, 2009

increase in UFOs after UFO movie

They say that sighting of a UFO increase after a popular UFO movie. This is use to say that viewing UFO is a hoax. Well, I am sure that people seeing dolphins at the beach goes up after a popular dolphin movie. If people look avidly for an item they tend to find it.

Wednesday, September 2, 2009

Junk Food Tax

Woman showing a burger. photo

Hey, no hoax, our gov now want to tax junk food. Under the guise of helping us, yet another tax on our food. This is a very thin attempt to raise money in the middle of a depression. What do they tax - yes food, the one thing we will not cut back on.

Tuesday, September 1, 2009

Prosperity Hoax

Instead of more prosperity we have more poverty. For example, in sunny Florida there are black clouds near our horizon. OK case in point, unemployment in Florida soars from 6.3% last year to 10.7% today. The twin engines of economic recovery construction and tourism have stalled out. OK across our nation on the other coast, California is also dealing with double digit unemployment and a crash in real estate. The rising number of foreclosures means house prices are still falling as banks dump even more homes on an already saturated market.

Monday, August 31, 2009

man on wire

There is this movie - man on wire. It is about this French dude that walks on a tight rope between the two towers of the world trade center. What an exciting film. In it he utters this memorable line - life should be lived right on the edge.

Sunday, August 30, 2009

zombies haunt manufacturing

Those manufacturers that survive our economic recession will soon find that most of their suppliers are worse. Zombie suppliers could soon haunt manufacturers. That is because although on paper they are functional, most are in bad shape. In fact, many companies that supply our industry with its most critical components are going under. This is a tragic tale of why our recovery is in peril.

Saturday, August 29, 2009

Mega Millions Jackpot 333,000,000

business young entrepreneurs photo

The mega millions jackpot hit 333,000,000 one of the largest ever in history of the lottery. There were two winners. OK one winner was from the Bronx, the other from California. Folks, this is no hoax. It is possible to convent one dollar to near one third of a billion. I wonder if someone has tried to use remove viewing to win the lottery.

Friday, August 28, 2009

world's smallest chess program

Written in "C" this computer program is only 1258 characters long. This is no hoax. World's smallest chess program is Toledo nanochess. What can I say - Holey Toledo?

Thursday, August 27, 2009

ice storm


What I predict for our recession economy is an ice storm. The problem with an ice storm is that the rain freezes on the branches of trees and they get heavy and fall this knocks out the power lines. The result is people freeze in the dark.

Wednesday, August 26, 2009

nest eggs are gone

Folks, some nest eggs are going to get crushed. What we see is at best a mirage of false hope. Like that water in the desert that is caused by a heat wave. Sadly, many seniors cannot retire because their nest eggs are gone.

This WREAKcovery is nothing more than empty promise. What we are seeing is a big ponzi game by mega madoffs of power. They cause the sucker rally in the stock market.

Tuesday, August 25, 2009

Bank failure

Luxury yacht with footbridge, prohibition sign and white  tree. photo

Analysts predict 300 bank failures this year. OK so far there are 88. To put in perspective, we had three bank failures in 2007. Expect that these will come crashing down like a house of cards. The banksters took trillions of our money.

Monday, August 24, 2009

repos on rise

Foreclosure For Sale Real Estate Sign and House

Foreclosures are increasing. The WREAKcovery is causing many to lose homes. People without work cannot pay mortgages. The economic crisis is getting even worse.

Sunday, August 23, 2009

Global warming hoax

Folks, its a hoax. All this talk about greenhouse gases. Well, guess what methane is more power as a greenhouse gas than carbon dioxide, so we should ban farts. Global warming hoax is a way to take your money thru a carbon tax, and enrich a few econuts.

What kind of world will we live in soon?

There are those who say that the best is yet to come. However, we can see that many inventions of what we can have in the future are pipe dreams. Worlds of wonder seldom yield tangible results. Fantasy often dies in the harsh light of reality.

Friday, August 21, 2009

Loan Hoax


They are called liar loans. Banks did not care. Well, now we have troubled mortgages are a record high. OK expect things to get max worse.

If we could prevent foreclosures from increasing, then maybe prices could rise. However, for prices to go up, we need more jobs and less bad loans on bank books. That said, I strongly urge you to use caution when you invest.

Thursday, August 20, 2009

Backlink hoax

If a lot of people link to your site all at once, this could trigger a flag. It could put your web site in a penalty box, or worse you can get a ban. There are those who doubt the problem. They wonder how many backlinks are safe. Well, get ready for trhe truth. If your backlinks are from bad neighborhood your rank could be trasdhed.

Wednesday, August 19, 2009

is she a he?

Doubts were raise about gender of South Africa's woman 800 meter olympic gold medal favorite Caster Semanya. Dude, he's a dude. This is a hoax. caster seMANya is a man. It is too funny. Back in the 1930's the german nazis had a man called "dora" compete as a woman.

Tuesday, August 18, 2009

invesoHOAX

Investors are flocking to safer havens. The so called economic recovery is seen as a mirage in a desert. Few if any believe that we are coming out any time soon. Wall Street is a ponzi scheme run by mega madoffs.

Monday, August 17, 2009

nervous consumers

Actually, it is more like terrified. There is no recovery. It is a hoax. Stocks tumbled today on Wall Street due to consumers are nervous. Terrified of a deep depression is more like it. OK as the saying say - you ain't seen nothing yet. Buckle up, its gonna be a bumpy ride down the side of a mountain.

Sunday, August 16, 2009

Bully for Brontosaurus?

Actually the big bully is none other than T rex. Well, science says T rex was a bully that preys on baby dinosaurs. Then again, maybe he never existed. T rex in a museum is made of fibreglas and looks so hoaxy to me.

GM gets battery plant

GM put 43 million into a battery plant. To build batteries for GM Volt electric car. This is a new way. People we are running out of oil. Electric cars are the future.

Saturday, August 15, 2009

energy age is over

a smoking industrial power plant at night photo

There currently 38 petroleum producing countries. Of these 34 are in terminal decline in production. Peak oil is not a hoax. Demand for oil in the next decade will far out pace supply.

OK so some say use nuclear power, other want solar energy or wind. I want people to wake up - energy age is over.

Friday, August 14, 2009

unemployment is up

Two adult education students studying together in class. photo

OK many are going back to school in trying to polish their skills as job situation gets worse. People, there is no recovery because unemployment claims rose last week. This is a sign we are sinking ever deeper into a depression. Sales also fell and now our gov says all is fine. Well, don't feel things are getting better, rather that they are going worse.

Thursday, August 13, 2009

Michael Vick joins Eagles

No hoax, Vick is back. Ok, say it ain't so bro, yo dawg, Michael Vick is joining Philadelphia Eagles. This is news you can use, because the kennel of krazee is here. Dog fighting is about to make it on the field. I wonder if MV still owns a few dawgs...

Tuesday, August 11, 2009

Google changes its search engine

Magnifying glass on dictionary page with the word 'search'. photo

No hoax, Google is change its search engine. Here is a preview of Google's new search engine. Check it out. Looks a lot like the old one.

Google is now the number one in search.