disease

 Climate change means more diseases for us. Yeah, we do fear global warming. Things have been a bit warm this year.

castles

 Beautiful castles take your breath away. Hey, what can we see. It is truly a nice view. Well, that is my own opinion.

city hall

 Often we hear them say that we cannot fight city hall, but I am not so sure. Politicians are a greedy bunch that love money an power. Both of which are addictive as we see.

diet coke

 OK, so diet coke is expensive. I use to drink it years ago. Well, we drink water now. That is still free and tastes so nice. Hey, we need to save some coins.

log cabin

 People dream of living in a log cabin far away. Yeah, other there where nature reigns. However, we do not enjoy the city as there is way too much smog. Let me add, there is also too much noise. Hey, we can work remote now.

wind power

England gets most of its electricity from wind power. Actually, that is worrisome. This is an intermittent power source. What do they even use... like when you have the windless doldrums in a warm summer? Yeah, we do not like to depend on an unreliable source... for our necessary energy. Sadly, the result will probably be that blackouts increase.

 

age

 OK, so online age verification threatens your privacy.  People ain't allowed to browse in an anonymous manner no more. Ah yes, this is my main concern. Yeah, our politicians want to monitor who is on. They claim child safety is their worry.

critics

 Yo, critics review some AI songs. Hey, I am not a big fan of computer-generated music. Could be that it is designed for robots and not me. Well, there we are. Life goes on.

human

 Best that we keep both eyes open. People need to understand that our AI programs are not humans and do not behave the same way. Frankly, that should be obvious to us. Well, nice common folks, there it is now.

use

 It is imperative that at work we use AI now. OK, so that way... like our personal productivity can increase some more. People need to get used to the vast technological breakthroughs that we will experience in coming years. Expect the future to be quite different than what we see now. Fact is, we are entering into a new era.

ocean

People like to live near our enormous ocean. I do not know what the reason is. Often, it is too cold to swim. Also, people do have to pay a lot more... for flood insurance.

bed bath and beyond

 Oh wow, bed bath and beyond is no more. This is worrisome news. Folks, we are now in an economic crisis. Hey, things for us might get even worse. A lot of retail stores are shutting down and boarding up. Sadly, this is a new era. Basically, the analog age is over. Please welcome our new DIGITAL era.

RED car

 Few things are as exciting as a RED car. Yeah, we can understand that primary color is really um warm. Hot is certainly a much fancier word that we can use. Flames are usually red or orange. Well, this car... like it should be on fire even.

threat

 Scientists do claim that our new AI poses a threat to human existence that is serious. I doubt that artificial intelligence poses any. Folks, this sounds like the poor plot of a low-budget science fiction movie. Yeah, one that is long on fiction and short on science. Please do wake me up... like when this um FRIGHT mare is over.

robot realtor

 Zillow has a robot realtor ready for us. It uses CHAT GPT technology it seems.  Well, we do hope it is better than our organic version. Oh wow, that one... like it does need a major upgrade as in right away.

Bill Gates

 Bill Gates says AI can eliminate search engines. Also, that it can destroy amazon. Frankly, we are not so sure. I do believe that we are in an awesome new era. Still, we have a need to do simple jobs such as cleaning the floor of a grocery.

Elon Musk

 Elon Musk is losing the monopoly over our moon. Jeff Bezos is jumping in. OK, so this billionaire rivalry has been going on many years now. Basically, it is Tesla versus amazon. Time will tell who the major winner is.

internet

 AI-powered CGI or computer-generated images could destroy our internet - wow. Folks, like we certainly did not see that one coming near us. Deep fakes are one reason. People no longer believe what they can see. It will in coming years get even worse. Expect computers to have artificial intelligence at a level that seems currently impossible to us.

video games

 Which states have the most fans of video games? Yo, this is a good question and we do want to give you an answer. Nevada is number one. They do have a lot of gamers. OK, so last on the list is Hawaii where people prefer to go outside and have fun in our sun.

Electronics stores

 OK, so the game-stop place near me is doing even worse. For them, like it might quite soon be game over. Electronics stores do come and go. Few new ones come. I have seen so many go. Out of business that is. People say - hey, we are going to miss these wonderful stores when they are gone. Radio Shack is certainly a mini mart that we miss.

AIRBNB

 AIRBNB is in woe. They are changing their own computer algorithm now. OK, so they want to add features that are new. People do understand that things are getting even worse. Hey, we might not have an AIRBNB in the days to come. Sadly, that would be bad for us. Yeah, they did create some unique experiences.

content farm

 Ah yes, content farms are on a rise. Most are generated using the latest artificial intelligence computer programs. CHAT GPT is a favorite one, but there are others who write stories that are mostly crap. Mostly, these content farms wanna take our money.

Zillow

 OK, so Zillow is partnering with CHAT GPT to help you purchase a home - wow. Like we certainly did not see that one. Artificial intelligence programs is our new rage. Technology does need to turn a new page.

FTC

 FTC will monitor abusive AI use. Yeah, this technology has the potential for misuse. I do hope that people will exercise some care. Please remember to verify who you are sending money. Often, we are seeing more scams. Artificial intelligence has become a lot more powerful over the last few years. For example, it can replicate voices now.

Fox

 Fox might fire some more. Oh yes, more news anchors might be let go. Sadly, this does not surprise me no more. Here is what amazes us. People are still tuning in. Hey, we do need for people to please wake up.

red car

My brothers and sisters, I really do love to see a red car for some reason. Yeah, they do feel so warm. Frankly, I do believe that a red car is hot and then some more. Yeah, it is not just the color that is warm. Like the personality of the car shines through to the exterior view. Basically, they look like they are on FIRE even.

cool cat

 Being a cool cat is not so easy. There are a lot of unwritten rules you must follow and they are not all obvious to us. Still, there are a few individuals that can aspire. Maybe, they can do what this universe can require.

Fellow colleagues, let me add, that I am quite clearly not a cool cat, but there we are. It is most definitely an interesting role to be in.

world

 Certainly, we can see our God has created a wonderful world for us. Like there is so much to see. The beauty just takes our breath away. Friends, we need to do better than now. At stake is where we spend eternity and we are serious.

NYC

 People are leaving NYC as it is way too expensive. Also, there are high property taxes and too much crime. Most of these nice people are now going to states that are warm. For example, Texas and Florida as choices are so common. Hey, we see that this is causing home prices in Florida to stay high even though we are now in a massive recession.

Richard Clarke

 Richard Clarke is a retired general in our army. He did issue a warning. Basically, it is that artificial intelligence will dominate future wars.  Somehow, this news... like it does not even amaze me. Computers are getting a lot more powerful every year. It is not just the high-speed processors. There is also more memory. Expect people to grow used to this amazing power.

kings

 People still worry about what the kings wore. I prefer to look at the other end of the human spectrum as we see. Yeah, we like to know what peasants or commoners wore. They do have a lot more in common... pardon the pun... with me.

Dollar

 Dollar is going away. Hey, that really is some sour news. Communist China is the big money maker now. Yeah, they are not our friend, but rather instead our nemesis. Google that word and read what it means. Hey, it is an eerie universe we are in.

Target

 Target might not be around soon. Blame our ongoing economic crisis. Fellow colleagues, the news is so sour. Retail stores from big chains are shutting down and boarding up... like all over. I feel really bad for target, but they might be joining sears. Driving around to find stores that are still open... that is a real pain.

Daylight-saving time

Daylight-saving time is a massive controversial issue in our era. Both sides do have arguments that are valid as far as we see. It might save us money. However, it can be a pain. Still, the clock is the master where jobs are our concern. Bosses fire us if we are late and that will probably not go away soon.

social security

 Folks, we have some sour news. Ah yes, social security is running out of money. They might have to cut our benefits some more. Well, not enough people are being born to replace workers that are aging. Frankly, this is a problem for seniors. Hey, most of us... do not feel so secure.

egg

 Hey, an egg-sta special day is near. Yeah, we did say egg. Please pardon my pun. Just could not resist it any more.

smarter

 Yo, we are still smarter than CHAT GPT according to science. Well, we are not so sure. It can do a lot of things such as computer programming. Maybe, it will decide someday that we humans are no longer necessary. 

Wells Fargo

 Wells Fargo has direct deposit issues. Yeah, that is what we see. People do depend on getting a hold of their own money. Sadly, this is not always our case. Technical glitches are becoming a lot more common now. Hey, we do believe that technology can be both a blessing and a curse. Often, it feels like the latter to us.

Elon Musk

 Elon Musk is urging an AI pause. They are other scientists joining up. He says AI is just too powerful now. Definitely, he does have a case.

Ford F150

 Ford F150 lightning electric pickup truck is expensive. The price just went up again. Do blame the high cost of lithium batteries now. Well, after a terrible battery fire in a factory, production did resume. However, there are currently (pun) so few new buyers due to our onerous economic crisis.

auto correct

 Fellow colleagues, we can indeed wonder who our assistants are. For example, we see auto correct is so erroneous. Yeah, it makes some massive errors. Basically, we did say massive. Oh wow, like with a mega max capital M even. Sadly, my assistant is an ass. The cringe factor is ominous.

silicon valley

 Oh wow, the Silicon Valley Bank collapse is one of the absolute worst crises ever. It should not come as a major surprise. Like we told you so. This is a very risky economy. Venture capital firms are not going to be getting a lot of easy money any more.

stock market crash

 Economists do warn us... that a stock market crash is near. This is some sour news. It should never amaze us. After all, we see a world that is near war. Let me add, inflation is still going strong in our grocery. Yesterday I say $8.84 for an egg case. Oh wow, that is a dozen eggs. Hens really are laying golden eggs now.

Peter Schiff

 Peter Schiff does predict a steep bit coin price plunge soon. Hey, this is serious news. Like he does not see an economic recovery in our anemic arena. Well, to tell you the truth, he is not the only one. I too believe that things are going to get even worse. Fellow colleagues, we could go into a massive recession soon. Ah yes, time will tell as we see.

street

 

Frankly, I do not see a lot of people walking down the street now. Oh yes, that behavior use to be more common. That was many years ago. After the pandemic, most people decided to stay inside for some reason. They order stuff online and do not go to malls as much as they did in the previous era.

doors

 

Definitely, we see some doors close to us. However, other doors do open. It is a mystery what tomorrow will give us. Best that we keep both of our eyes open.

sea level rise

 Liberals have been warning me. It is about sea level rise. Well, I do live next to our sea. Funny, I do not see any. Ah yes, that would be a rise in the level of our ocean. Hey, I love to listen to the waves. Perhaps, there is a reason we see no rise. Maybe, it is just in my area. That said, it does seem interesting that the prices of houses near me... keeps on going up. Frankly, we would expect the opposite to occur.

real estate

I see that realtors claim that real estate prices are... like going down instead of up. That is not what we see. Instead, I see a steady rise. OK, so realtors do blame interest rates as those are on a rise. This is to try to tame inflation they tell us. Frankly, I am not so sure. Why are houses so expensive?

ski

 Like wow, ski trips could come to an end due to global warming. A time ago... like we did not think about this one. Still, this year... there is a lot of snow. What does that even mean.

turkey

 Oh wow, a new earthquake hits turkey as the still reel from the previous one. Folks, this really is a serious crisis. Do hope that things can improve soon. Well, we do know that they are still trying to dig out of the old one.

Dementia

 Dementia risk rises... like if you have to live in chronic pain. Yeah, that tragic fact does not even amaze us. Let me tell you... being in a lot of pain can indeed drive you crazy. Well, that is the typical experience.

Dogs of Chernobyl

 Dogs of Chernobyl are evolving at a very rapid pace. That is what scientists say. Ah yes, those wonderful men in science. Maybe, they are evolving into cats - the dogs we mean. Oh wow, that certainly would be so awesome. Frankly, I do not think so. Time will tell what the truth is. I really do not believe in evolution for some reason. Maybe, because the evidence is zero.

homeless man

 OK, so two miami police officers beat a homeless man to death - wow. Both of them face major felony charges now. Fellow colleagues, this is worrisome news. Basically, we do understand that the police are there to protect us.

happy workers

 Basically, we know that happy workers help companies attain success.  Sad people are a major drag on all of us. Yeah, they drag us down and sap our purpose or reason. Frankly, they tear down rather than build up.

screen

 Kids do need to learn not to spend so much time in front of a computer screen. Yeah, it robs them of much needed exercise. Also, there are many interactions with friends and playing in the community area. Rather instead they should have fun such as being able to swim in a river. Learning how to be a part of a group is necessary.

Buzz Feed

Buzz Feed is publishing AI generated articles now. Well, this news is so worrisome. I have found that AI stories are full of errors. Perhaps, we need to open our ears. Artificial intelligence is also creating some music. It sounds like a fright mare. Hey, that could just be me.

Face Book

 Face Book was on the side of the Democrats and still is. Most of the people need to understand what is going on.

USPS

 OK, so USPS, or the United States postal service has a rate cut for rural carriers. Folks, we cannot make this stuff up. It is simply too crazy insane. Who is running this show anyway? It feels as if we are inside a three-ring circus. Maybe, I am wrong about the three rings. Perhaps, this is just one. Sadly, we are in it or so it seems.

city

 I do not enjoy being in a big city downtown as it is really full of serious crimes. Those events are in fact quite worrisome. Well, we do indeed fear the inner core. Fellow colleagues, we do want to live in peace. Sadly, the big city is similar to a war zone. Yeah, there are just too many gangs.

remote work

 Brothers and sisters, remote work is good for us. After all, we do spend too much time driving to the office and waste a lot of gas. Let me add, it does put a lot of wear and tear on our cars. Yeah, it is not just the extra time, it increases wear on our cars. Frankly, we need to find a new arena.

crypto

 Governments do not like crypto currency. Hey, that is no surprise. Most of us find the new digital coins worrisome. Well, that is my own case. I really do feel that crypto is a scam. Perhaps, we are wrong once more. Let us sincerely hope so.

consumers

 Biden wants to score points with consumers. Yeah, we did say score. Well, the big problem is the high prices in our groceries. I do not think that this issue is going away... like any time soon. Time will tell as we see.

employees

 OK, so employees do not like bosses that are nosy. Worker surveillance is backfiring in many companies. Yeah, this should amaze no one. After all, we do not like living in a goldfish bowl or an aquarium.

Henry

 I do wonder what King Henry VIII looked like when he was young. Well, this is an interesting period image. Don't know about the accuracy.

retail sales

 Oh wow, retail sales fall once more. Basically, a massive recession is near. Yeah, those great times we are having now... like they will be over soon. Do hope that people will realize what is going on. Expect inflation to stay strong well into next year. If you do not believe me... do take a walk into your local friendly grocery. Maybe, we do not need to be reminded yet again that inflation is still with us.

robots

I still remember being told years ago... that artificial intelligence programs were a serious scam. Citizens now fear that robots will grab all the jobs and take over. OK, so they were wrong then, and they are wrong now once more. The fact is that machines have limited capabilities in many areas. For example, our roads are not full of self-driving cars. Hey, that would be so awesome. Sadly, that is not what we see.

bing

 Microsoft is putting limits on its bing AI chatbot and there many reason. Let us not plead that we folk live in ignorance. Frankly, this technological tool gave some creepy answers. Well, this major headache should never amaze us. Actually, this is not the best experience... like for most of us users. What we really want is for regular average people to finally wake up.

economy

 Folks, our economic crisis worsens. People do not look for jobs no more. Hey, it is bad as ever. There is a lot going on.

screen

 People spend a lot of time looking at a computer screen. Ultra-wide monitors are all the rage now. In fact, they are great if we view a movie. Frankly, we see that films do not look so good on a small screen.

art

 AI dreams of creating art for us. Well, that is what we hear from our men in science. Do hope they are onto something, but we are not so sure.

one

 Siblings are becoming less common. A lot of parents are having only one. Children are a big responsibility, but we need to become more aware. Yeah, that is what we mean.

old trucks

 Fellow colleagues, we can know that old pickup trucks do have a lot more character than our new ones. Well, that is what we can see now. Often we can wonder why this strange phenomenon is. Sadly, we do not have an easy answer.

snow

 I do love snow. Well, no two snowflakes are same. That is what we see. Hey, it is most certainly an interesting universe we are in.

cars

 Trouble arises as mean men... do repo our cars. Yeah, that is certainly not the only thing that can arise. Actually, this is a worrying sign in our economic crisis. Fellow colleagues, I do feel that dark days are upon us.

new year

 Yo, we really should not fear a new year. Still, there are those people who do fear all things that are new. Just what can we say?