recovery HOAX

It is so bad even our prez sez recovery is now. Well, I can tell you that the jobless rate is increasing, price of gas is increasing. What I see is a WREAKcovery.

gas goes up

Today gas hit peak price for the year. Despite a near 250 drop in dow, and an economic crisis, we see petroleum prices rising.

People, we are in trouble, cause peak oil is not a hoax, much as we can fear, it is here. The cost of fuel will go up in the coming year.

euro up again

Superincredible news, dollar is down and euro up again. Boys this sounds like a broken record already with the dollar in decline and the euro rising. I still remember when the dollar was more expensive than a euro. Here comes supereuro.

Do atheists believe in time travel?

A religious man said that time travel is impossible because you could go back in time and kill Christ. However, I wonder what do atheists think. Well, many say that 'the book' says time travel is impossible. OK, in their case, the book is not the bible, but science. Their god is a computer making numerical calculations. Instead of worshiping a spirit being they put their faith in wires, circuit boards, and bits of metal. It reminds me of ancient people who bow down to a rock they carve with their own hands.

Dollar is a dinosaur

The US Dollar is soon going to be - EXTINCT! Folks, we are seeing the demise of the dollar as we enter a new era. Dollar death is just around the corner. People are selling property and dumping dollars. They are buying gold coins. Witness the sharp rise in the yellow metal. Please wake up now.

Stocks fall

OK, now only did dow not go over 10,000. Stocks today went down over 100 points. People worry when the Biggest bank in in america known as Bank of America loses over one billion dollars.

China economy grows

OK even though we are still stuck in mire, China's economic growth is accelerating at break neck speed as it become the next world power. Actually, any chance of the US regaining its perch is now gone.

Big Biz

If I had told brave american soldiers fighting in WWII that we would move our factories over to Japan. Take money from our poor to help rich banksters - they would scream HOAX! Folks, here we are.

Evil aliens

For some reason the greys are always the evil alien bad guys. They are suppose to abduct people and do experiments on them. Why are ufo interior so cold with a strange power source?

I prefer instead of evil aliens, a cartoon flying saucer. Yeah, like a rescue UFO flying saucers comic book where kind aliens help evacuate planet earth after a nuclear war.

World best jobs?

Hey are these world's best jobs or a hoax? OK some sound a little fishy, like quality control at a house of ill repute. I mean c'mon, also director of fun at a museum. I am not so sure that these very most excellent jobs are real.

DOOMware

No hoax, folks. The Japanese DOOMware algorithm can tell if you are about to die. Well, it sounds so scary.

Perhaps we can change the name from DOOMware to something a bit less gloomy.

price sag

OK prices sag more than forecast. That's good right? Well, it means inflation is under control. The problem is that the reason is there is no recovery.

Will world end on 2012?

No. That was as short answer. Actually, science says one day our sun will go nova. However, that day is suppose to be many years away. There is a website for those who believe the world may end on 2012. It is called Institute for Human Continuity.

People are leaving US

What we hear more and more is people are leaving US. The reason is that people know there be many more opportunities to grow in other places. Better education, less crime, health opportunities, even an increase in economic opportunities. That is why I think it is mainly the younger generation that is max interested in moving. That is because they are aware that their future in US is limited as more factories close down and stores go bankrupt.

Sheriff says Balloon Boy was a hoax

Folks, I can say that we were not warn on this one. The Balloon Boy Hoax is now a major motion picture, um right. What an interesting story.

PC price war

HP is starting a PC price war against netbooks. Those that thought desktops were dinosaurs are about to wake up. Hey, guess what, Laptops can compete and win. It might be the netbook that becomes EXTINCT.

Balloon boy is safe

I knew he was never of the balloon and that wild goose chase could have been avoided. Hiding in the attic, hah.

That boy is going to be "grounded" for sure.

Balloon Boy Hoax

I am calling Hoax on Balloon Boy. First off, that balloon is too small to lift a boy. Hey some one has been watch pixar movie "up" too many times. The balloon boy hoax is one more attempt to grab public interest. This story should vanish, much like balloon boy vanishes.

Forced to take down flag

Apartment dwellers in Albany, New York were force to take down US flags. The managment says that some people might be offended and that we live in a very diverse community. Well, that may well be, but the flag is the very symbol of america. Who would be offended except disgusting people from countries that hate america and come over here, take our jobs, and have the gall to complain about our flag - never again.

drop in dow

Today there is a drop in dow amid concern over economy. Stocks slip on weakness in our financial sector. This is typical. What we need most is a fresh dose of reality. The stock market is running on vapors. Fumes of a past glory cannot power it forever, because we are running out of money.

deflation vs inflation

People worry on deflation vs inflation. The sea of green pieces of paper, yes paper, will cause an increase in inflation. Execpt prices to increase neat year.

California crisis

California had trouble selling municipal bonds. State is in an ongoing severe economic crisis. OK one reason is that California has near 13% unemployment. Tragic truth is that our world is near collapse right now. Also, as more people lose jobs, there are less consumers - meaning less sales tax, less income tax, etc. Tax base is shrinking as more people are losing jobs. Attempts to increase expenses and user fees are going to create even more woe.

man who stop WWIII - Stanislav Petrov

Actually, on more than one occasion we have come close to total destruction. There was a russian man in 1983 Stanislav Petrov, who stopped WWIII. There beno doubt that the debunkers will giggle and say that WWIII is "conspiracy theory" and call people crazy, but in 1983 Stanislav Petrov made a critical decision that allowed life to go on. Please wake up, because next time we may not get so lucky.

Electromagnet Danger

A doctor told me that powerful MRI can be dangerous. The power of the magnetic field can cause harm to a patient. I always thought magnets were harmless, but that is not the case. HDR or high dose radiation is a danger. OK one of the dangers of HDR is that it can erase your credit card. There are many more. In fact, you should keep all magnetic media such as video tapes, floppy disk, etc. away from a powerful electromagnet.

Factories in our future?

The only thing being manufactured in most factories are weeds. Empty warehouses that should be full of product lie barren with tall weedy plants growing. Perhaps these are the green shoots I hear about. It must be for our future of factories is very grim.

Trex auction in vegas

Hey folks, step right on up. There is a Trex dinoauction in vegas. They say the Trex dinosaur could sell for eight million. That's a lot of green now. It is almost better than winning a lottery. Wonder if I can find one. OH yeah, Trex is a hoax.

What is the Grandfather Paradox?

Well some say there can be no time travel grandfather paradox. The idea is that OK suppose you can time travel back to when your grandfather is young. That is way before he meets grams, so they never marry. That means you are never conceived, so then how you could gone back in time? And if you never went back then who got rid of granpy? This is the sad truth of the Grandfather Paradox.

america vs japan

Hey in japan unemployment fell from 5.7% to 5.5%, while in america it increase from 9.7% to 9.8% and rising. It is now at a 26 year high. QUESTION, why do they have half of our unemployment rate? I will let you make your own camzarian discovery. That so you can see what is now.

Cool cities?

Here is a list of cool youth magnet cities. I am calling hoax. They youth will leave cities and move to the country side in the future. It will be a mass migration out of the concrete jungle.