super mario is gay

Folks, we dislike being bearers of sour news. Heck, super mario is super gay. Look at that plumber even. He looks like a san fran fanny man. There was always something strange about his mannerisms. Please do not tell me about the princess. super mario is not interested in women. Luigi is almost as gay as super mario.

Time Travel Adventures

Time Travel Adventures sounds like fun, but will the future even exist for us. I wonder if a time travel agency would be similar to our own travel agency.

For example, a large extended family plans a vacation to 2250AD to see all the flying cars. Oh wow, they fill the air. Yeah, in 2650AD everyone use TELEPORTERS, and flying cars are so passe.

7.7 billion

Bank bail outs were not 700 million, but 7.7 billion mon. That is a lot of money. Like wow, where did it all go. Jobs are now near zero.

no gas

Folks there is no gas. Bad men stopped Egyptian pipeline with gas. They blew it up. It was a sad day for all of us. Like there is a civil war. Mostly, it is on going.

Problems in spain

OK as if 22% unemployment were not enough now; here comes more sour news. Bonds are not selling and spain got no money. Austerity is ripping it up. There is no hope of a brighter morning. The sun is setting on this one. Folks, this is simple economic. Jobs are necessary. Problem is there are none. Look to a major crisis in spain.

occupy HELL mart

Customers at HELL mart were hit with pepper spray. It was via an angry woman. She wanted them to go away. Solution call in some cops. They will pepper spray all consumers. OK that way they never come back - ever again.

Black you say

Did not see any wonderful Black Friday deals for tomorrow, but I am still looking at web pages. Hope that something great does pop up. A lot of trouble is what we see.

not mine

Glad she is not mine. In Pakistan a woman chops up cooks and eats her husband - not making this one up. Story did say chop up. Friends, this is scary. Well, she is available now. Probably hungry for another man.

economy no grow

Growth estimates lowered by our gov. This should come as a max major surprise to no one. I mean what are we seeing. Well, economy no grow. Looks like another major recession. Wait a minute, we are already in one. Friends, there was never a recovery. Get off the damn bus gus.

Perry's new vow

Perry vows to defend traditional marriage. That means no gays. What ever you say. At least he is sticking to his guns. Hey that is perry's new vow. There is going to be a choice in 2012 for prez. It can be osama or perry.

no deal on super com

Fellow tax payers, there is no deal on super com. Well, we could see this one coming. A house divided falls as they say. Well, the is what Jesus said may years ago. I do not give our empire many years. Actually, it reminds me of the roman empire.

Time Machine AudioBook

Here is a FREE MP3 Time Machine AudioBook, which we hope you can enjoy. The chapters are in. Story was written by HG Wells, back in 1895 - like wow. Yo, that is a long time ago. It does seem that way. Flying machines became all too common. That said, our gov is not wanting people to travel in time, and there are many reasons.

nukes in iran

Question for you: are there nukes for iran. Well, we are not so sure on iran. Oh yes, they will probably get nuclear weapons. However, we do not know how soon. It could take em years. Hmmm, that is not what romney says. Believe me, he thinks they will get them right away. Certainly that is scary.

Ashton divorces demi moore

Ashton divorces demi moore. Like we could all see this one coming. There was a major gap in age. It was over nine years. Folks, that is too big a gap. Well, there you go.

Apple and no jobs

Apple can survive. However, it will not be the same company. Like some of the young energy is gone. It will turn into an old man. Sad to say. The future of apple with steve jobs is grim. Hey, I told you so. Focus on creating new product is something that they cannot regain.

anemic economy

Sadly, manufacturing activity is going narrow. Costs of goods are rising. People now got a loss less money. Yeah, and a lot more worry. Put it up to an anemic economy. Things are now worse. Thankfully, gas prices are not going up in our anemic economy.

civil war anniversary

Citizens it is a civil war anniversary. Truly, in most parts of the world slavery is gone. However, not all we are sad to say. Places are not that far away. Still, the torch of freedom burns on.

Blood types do affect us

Hey, guess what - can you guess. Certainly, science was wrong again. Blood types do affect us. In fact, it is a matter of life and death to many. Blood types are linked to stock risk now. Well, we were told that all blood types were the same. Like wow, guess that is not so. Sadly, politically correct makes for poor science.

Steve Jobs crushed flash

Steve Jobs crushed flash and limited choices for us. OK so many see this one. Yeah, like a mile away even. Sadly, we are in an HTML5 cosmos now. It shall not get better, but wax worse.

Oil lower

Oil lower on european worries. There are those who chime recovery. However, we are saying, yes that trouble is coming. Get ready and prepare.

social media mirage

I call it the social media mirage. Social media is a facade my fine ones. A potemkin village of smiling faces with social graces. Looks like a stock photo office rather than a real one. Yeah, kind of like a movie nurse. She is so cute and full of energy. Reality is not as pretty we say.

brand names gone

OK many major brand names are gone. This is to be expected in a severe recession. Well, that is what we see now. People do not have money.

Sadly, that is the case. Most industries are restructuring for a future that is grim. What do we see. Hey, here is what we see - more brand names gone.

cain denies he gropes woman

This just in. Politics is a big three ring circus. Folks, cain denies he gropes woman.
Yeah, that is what he says. It is a strange one.

copernicium

Friends, here is a new element for you. Well, copernicium is its name. Hey, we are not making this one up. This is super new. I prefer copper. Mostly, there is very little copernicium. That said, we are in a state of wonder over this one.

oil prices dive

What is the latest news. Here it is. Basically, oil prices dives on fears in europe. What we see is a lack of oil mbecomming a problem for all of us. There is a real shortage of energy. This could lead to another dark age. Yeah, in more ways than one. Light of civilization may snuff out soon.

Debt crisis

OK so can the greek gov survive a DEBT crisis. Well, my answer is no. Perhaps, we are wrong. That said, it seems to be getting worse. People are without any money. That means they cannot pay. My belief is that taxes will rise. Well, that can only add more woe. When is the government going to realize that they are total bankrupt in more ways than one, and cannot pay anymore.

Hard drive shortage

Hard drive shortage is caused by flooding in asia. This is mega we say. It can affect all of us. Mostly notebooks are hit by this one. Gotta get ready mon. What we see is a mega price increase.

rich want to leave

China millionaires want to leave now. Hey, not that we can blame em. They are tired of living in a repressive regime. Want a better life for their daughters and sons.That should surprise no one.

nook is new

Folks, a nook is new. Time are changing again. The nook is a book for the digital age. Truly, this is a new era. OK so, say good bye to the paper empire. Basically, those days are over.

fill it to the rim

Stock going down for rim. Yeah, expenses they may TRIM - yes expenses. People do not like the black berry anymore. It is like they say. Sadly, rim has become old hat and passe.