AI

Elon Musk says that AI will make up look like apes. Well, um monkeys is the exact name. Hey, we might see APEbraham Lincoln soon. That is a pun.

10 year high

10 year high on deaths caused by red light runners. Hey, we could use some TRAFFIC cameras. Those might stop or slow down this occurrence. Well, that is certainly my own opinion.

Robots

Robots might one day take over. Most of our jobs will be soon gone. Blame technology for what is gonna occur. Salaries are down and expenses are up.

James Bond

James Bond seeks to survive. He lives in our new #METOO era. Well, it can be tough going. After all, he did develop a certain persona.

pumpkin spice spam

Hormel Foods is coming out with some pumpkin spice spams. Folks, this is no joke and we are not making this story up. Hey, the plain unvarnished truth is sometimes more incredible than we can even - imagine.

corn crop

About half of farmers say that their corn crop... tragically is below average.  Do expect higher prices... like in your grocery. Chickens transform the wonderful golden grain... first into energy... then into eggs.

lawns

Front lawns make no sense. Actually, they look eerie. I am tired and I don't wanna mow no more. Yeah, there is too much green grass.

France

France is cracking down on electric scooters now. Basically, this does not surprise me. Yo, where do we go?

digital camera

Do you have a fancy digital camera? Hackers can now hit you with ransom ware. Friends, things keep on going max worse.

mansions

I do like to see... three story enormous massive mansions. Ah yes, they really are so awesome. Well, here we are. Please take a gander at this one.

awesome universe

Certainly, we do enjoy our awesome universe. Like there is so much to see. Actually, it is similar to a mystery wrapped up inside on an enigma.

Einstein

Einstein said that Newton was wrong.  Well, about gravity any way. Ah yes, those wonderful men in science. What will the future bring us?