mexican mangoes

Salmonella outbreak traced to mexican mangoes. This is no HOAX! It is enough to sicken us. Like why do we depend on our gov. They are suppose to test that food is pure. It seems they are not getting enough revenue. Here is an idea for you. Please hire a microbiologist to look for germs. Yeah, more than one.

retro age

Yo, um here is an ad from the retro age. It is funny in a way. Still, we wonder what diet she is on. After all, most diets are against weight gain. This makes me wonder if it is a big joke or a real advertisement in a newspaper.

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nic carraway is so gay

Do you remember that Great Gatsby, a story about the jazz age. Perhaps, you read it years ago. Well, the narrator nic carraway was always talking about jay gatsby the rich man. Let me tell you. That is not ordinary behavior because nic carraway is so gay. He did not have a girl friend and people began to worry. Then he hooked up with Jordan Baker who acted like a man. Actually, some say nic carraway was in love with jay. He did not act like a regular guy. Fact is, he was so in the closet you could say he was a narnian.

sea ice

Record level of melting sea ice. Scientists issue a major warning.  This is due to global warming science says. it is the loss of the polar ice cap. Hey, Well, I do not believe it. First, where is sea level rise. Like we should see under water coastal cities like miami.

school is out

Hey, school is out for ever. Look at these eerie images. It is down right scary. Well, there we go yo.

economy worsens

It is like a hurricane coming. The wind is picking up. Also, the hard rain increases. Folks, it we cannot solve our problems it is game over. This is not a new prediction from me. I know what is coming. Get ready and do prepare. Like every year it is same. Yeah, our economy worsens.

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nero

Love the UK music scene. Here is nero. Bro, this is pure awesomeness... Like it is so REAL even.

screul

Hi kids, it is time to come in. Sadly, screul is starting soon. Yeah, the vacation is over. Time to feel some more pain.

imaginary recovery

There is an imaginary recovery. OK are you better off than you were four years ago. Please tell me. What is going on. After all, who is gov ryan. Like guys, he is a congress man.

phantom power users

Small appliances are phantom power users. This is one ghost you want to exorcise. Actually, you can save money. This thief steals your power.

techno viking

Next they will wonder why it is. Right now, a techno viking head inflates when you tweet it.  This is the latest meme. What will we think up. People, we live in an interesting world we say.

fee bay

Happy more people are fleeing fee bay that awesome AWE FULL company. Yeah, we are full of awe. Oh yes, as in aw why me.

conserve resources

I with to conserve resources. That saves me money. For example conserve water with a shower head that is new. Oh yes, that strategy is a winner. People need to stop wasting our precious resources.

media bias in increasing

Folks, we see media bias in increasing. Basically, media is very left wing. Get ready for more pain. Look for economic crisis.

robot repair man

Where are all the robots now? Need to call CarlosX robot repair man. Like we could use some. Perhaps some pretty robot woman.

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ryanism

What is ryanism. It is the theory for an new economy. Yeah, one with out hand outs any. Like no illegals sucking up our money. Oh, and sending it over seas.

good, bad, crowd funded

OK so we got the good, bad, crowd funded crazies. I am not making this up. People are using new ways. Yeah, to get funding, ah we mean some money. It is a long slog my fines one. Kick starter is kicking apps.

app piracy

China has a lot of app piracy. What is USA doing on this issue. Ah, nothing as in zero. When you ask a US senator - what does he say? I don't know what you are talking about and I am very busy right now - excuse me. He then runs out of the room.

3D printers

3D printers are growing in size. For example, a giant 3D printer can build you a house in 20 hours yo. This is so wow. Perhaps we can speed things up. Tired of waiting around we are. Get me moving again. Printers are the real deal for us.

gas prices surge

Look at what is going on. Right now, gas prices surge. This is so scary. People are paying near $4 now. What will it be next year. Oh yes, that is the question and we do not have an answer. Probably it will be a lot more. Hope this is not so. Still, we need to understand why people use gas. It is for transportation and getting to work on time is very necessary.

never say

Five things your boss should um never say. Well, we are not sure if he or she says em. However, they are mean. Nasty behavior can in fact spread like a virus. It is better to have good manners.

romney pix ryan

This just in. Basically, romney pix ryan... Oh yes, that is the news. Hope for the best all of you.

Neil Armstrong heart surgery

Neil Armstrong had heart by pass surgery. Right now he is 82 years young. Do not think that he will see many more. Betcha he remembers 1969 as his favorite year.

Time to prepare

People, huge black clouds are coming. This is a hard rain. Expect problems can get worse. Listen to me. Oh, it is not a major recession. Basically, it is max worse. Folks we need to wake up. Time to prepare is now. Houses are nice. Sadly, we got no money. Look at all the foreclosures we are seeing.

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mars mission

Curiosity lands on mars. That is good news. Yeah, we can use some. Lately, most has been um max neg. That said, we wonder on our mars mission. Like will we find life of the red planet, or is it a dead planet as some say. Well, time shall most definitely tell us. Humanities goal is to explore new worlds and to go on some awesome voyages.

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money yards

Banks are moneyyards. However, we could are use some more money. Problem is banks are not loaning any. Most of that bail out money is gone. The only things they can do is out source.

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playing games

Folks our situation continues to deteriorate every year. Politicians are playing a blame game. However, we re-elect them again and again. I ask you - please no more. Like our country is out of money. There will be no food in our grocery soon.

alien geeks

There are alien geeks in roswell new mexico. OK so they are part of a con. Ah, convention that is. Love the funny hats says me... For a good party we are always in, or so w-we say.

jp moron

Look at jp moron. There is now more money missing. This is a joke of a bankster by the clown of financial crime. Hey, where is our money. Oh well, it is gone. Bansters say - we are very busy right now - excuse me.

Time to be more aware

Time to be more aware. Look at what is going on. Focus on problems around you. Dog nappings are on a rise. Well, this should not surprise us. Situation around the world continues to worsen. Politicians are lying to you. Evidence is in our poor economy. Time to wake up is now.

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