banged up

Citizens, our economy is getting banged up. People are not compromising in congress. Then again, the deficit just keep on growing. Do we have the money to pay. Frankly, we think that the answer is no. Like we got no more money. Basically, this is a sad day for all of us. Wish it were not so

armadillo car

Let us hear it for the armadillo car. It is a vehicle that folds up. Parking is so easy. Also, it uses electricity - not any gas. Truly, this machine is very green.

inflation increases

Hey, this just in. Basically, inflation increases in japan. Well, some say it is super news. Salaries are not going up. What we see is an increase in grocery prices. Also, an increase in gas prices. Certainly, this is not good for the average person. People, your leaders are lying to your. How can you benefit from rising prices.

chilling effect

Government needs more money. That means more TAX on us. Also, we believe that tax exempt status for churches is going away. Like our leaders will ask all to pay. Most atheists will say that allowing religion to be off the hook is unfair when they are asked to pay more. Well, that will have a chilling effect on all of us. Oh yes, can you feel the nip in our air. States will claim that they need the property tax money. Religion will be seen as a form of entertainment for the masses. Yeah, that means more regulations of course.

lego model

Folks, this is no hoax! Like here is the biggest lego model ever. Oh yes, it is an x wing. Gotta love star wars. The first one was the best movie.

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losing our ocean

Fellows, we are losing our ocean. It produces 80% of our oxygen. That is important for us. Also, it absorbs much of the carbon dioxide in our air. Plankton is the key as it is like an ocean grass. Debunkers claim that everything is fine and we are crazy. Well, we will soon see. Yeah, as in who is right and who is wrong.

Clinton era

Clinton era is over. End truly is near. People are tired of promises. Results we see none. Always there is more out sourcing. Yeah, our jobs are sent over seas.

close shave

Expect a close shave with nicks and some nips. Taxes will go up. Salaries, not so much for us. Well, what does that mean. Basically, it means more pain. Less money... more worries. Governments will claim it is necessary. After all, they always need more money.

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Will Hillary run

Will Hillary run? 2016 is a great year. Like this is no max major surprise. She should have won. Well, what can we say.

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port in a storm

They say - any port in a storm. but we are not so sure. Mainly, things look like they are warming up. People, we expect to go to war. Yeah, it is with russia. They are on the side of syria. Certainly, that is a fate we wish to avoid, but that might not be our case.

Radio Shack going away

Look at what we see. It is Radio Shack going away. There is no economic recovery. Well, that was mostly smoke and mirrors. I went into a Radio Shack store yesterday and there was just one customer - me. Certainly, we can see bankruptcy is near.

nite lite

Well, we call "nite lite" this one. It is a new view. Cities has a lot of power. Really, it shines so bright in the night that we gasp in awe.

green car

Volkswagen is a very green car. It does not use a lot of gas. Well, that is good for our environment as well as your pocket book because gas is expensive. Yeah, prices keep on going up. Like we wish it were no so.

What is ahead for us?

What is ahead for you? Future is ominous. Yeah, dark days we see. Perhaps we are wrong. Yet, this we tell you. After midnight comes a new morning. Dawn is waiting for us.

Home prices are surging

Home prices are surging. This is not an economic recovery. Jobs are few and bills are many. Oh no, this is a poor sign. Yeah, one that inflation keeps on going up. Look out as your taxes now increase. Blame those low interest rates banks pay.

dino era

Trex was a king in the dino era. However, what if he never was. Dinosaurs are fakes mon. Yeah, we are in pain.

golden mirage

Call it the golden mirage. People depend of this metal to hold value over the years. Yet the price does not always go up. In fact, it can go down and stay at a low level for many years. Sadly, that is what we are seeing. Most people do not care any more.

friendly fridge

Here is a friendly fridge for you. Especially super if you are a fan of star wars. Darth Vader is full of beer and ready to go. Make mine a cold icy one.

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black berry

Well, more sour news. It seems black berry lay offs are increasing. Performance of this company is poor. Buyers are more wary. Like they might not be around next year.

I love cats

I love cats, there said it. Friendly felines are for me. Dogs are OK, as who can resist a puppy. Still, felines are a cats meow - pun.

dollar menu

Friends, the dollar menu is going up. Expect an increase in prices. Keep on looking for deals because we will see no dollar menu soon. Check out your grocery. Like more inflation is kicking in.

old car

I like an old car. They had more character, or is it just me. Hey, that is what we see. Modern vehicles look like a toaster or worse. Maybe you can compare one. Yeah, to a washing machine or even an iron.

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phablets taking over

Right now, phablets are taking over. They are out selling tablets by a big margin. People want one device that an do it all this year. Big phones are all the new rage. That is what economic science says. Let us go on new gizmos. Clock is ticking as we say.

germany wins

ATL or alternate time line where germany wins. That is interesting to us. World would not be the same. Well, most people would speak german. Also, democracy would be gone. Like there would no doubt be classes where students were taught that aryans were superior. Maybe they would use as evidence winning the second world war.

black BURY

OK so can black BURY survive. Hey, we do not think so. Perhaps, we are wrong. Still, it is hard to compete now. Yeah, there are many mega companies. Great time to get out while you can.