Friday, May 28, 2010

UN pushes ban on child soldiers

That's funny, I loved playing war at recess. Always wanted to be a child soldier and join the army. Not the navy. Teachers hated us boys because we were always fighting and playing war. Fact is they prefer little girls that play with dolls and like rainbows after the rain. OK some boys like rainbows, but those are extremely gay.

In other news - UN pushes ban on sales of children, which is bad news for ebay I guess. Well, I mean if little Sarah does not do her chores, sell her at the auction sorry. Oh, wrong century, you cannot auction people off now.

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