money

A ghetto gangster shows his stash of money. Folks this is no hoax, because it is real as rain. He has one hundred big ones. Look at that cash, in a box no less, and it seems this is duh man. Talk about show me the money. OK cops, time to pick him up.

UN pushes ban on child soldiers

That's funny, I loved playing war at recess. Always wanted to be a child soldier and join the army. Not the navy. Teachers hated us boys because we were always fighting and playing war. Fact is they prefer little girls that play with dolls and like rainbows after the rain. OK some boys like rainbows, but those are extremely gay.

In other news - UN pushes ban on sales of children, which is bad news for ebay I guess. Well, I mean if little Sarah does not do her chores, sell her at the auction sorry. Oh, wrong century, you cannot auction people off now.

war soon

North and South Korea are on the brink of war. Folks, this is no hoax as you can guess. The situation keeps getting worse. It is now obvious some kind of action will be taken this year. I hope cooler heads will prevail, but we are getting some really bad news. North Korea is preparing. They want to go to war. As for how to avoid it, we are not sure.

Burning Books

I love books, and I hate police states that burn them. For example, they are burning books in many countries like the nazis. We remember that in WWII the nazis burned books written by jews.

Facebook can DESTROY you

Facebook can DESTROY you. This is no hoax, good folks because it has that much power. Still, there are those who would no understand the force of social media in our age. Truly, we could call this the internet era. It has a certain flavor that is curious. Like we are more connected than ever.

innovation from open souce

There is a war on. It is against open source. Mostly, it comes from big companies. Well, they claim that open source does not innovate, but is a fraud that steals their source. Folks, this is not so. There is much innovation in open source. What big companies want is to make a lot of money. OK, this explains why they hate the free software of open source. Sadly, many of these companies barely pay programmer. They use a lot of out sourcing. This is to make their profits increase. However, there are many laid off US programmers. Which have a lot of free time on their hands and want to keep their skills sharp by doing open source.

Lose weight or lose job

A Hooters waitress has been ordered to lose weight and she is angry. Well, if she thinks that she is OK, "fat chance" I say. Hmmm, we do not a sonic resonator to see what her future is.

other alternate timelines

What if there was a timeline were germany won? Also, another were the south won the civil war. Maybe even one were JFK never pass away - can you imagine?

Well, other alternate timelines are many. This is part of the MWI or multi world interpretation of the everrett wheeler model for our universe.

Dow falls 376 points

Yet another down day for the dow and then some. This is serious folks because people now realize that there is no recovery. Please wake up. Stock market is in free fall and today did dive 376 points on terrible news. People, things are not fine and they are getting much worse.

Incumbent Apocalypse

It is an Incumbent Apocalypse for people running for congress. Sadly, many forgot that they work for the people of america. They spent their time asking lobbies for money. Well, people have spoken now.

3D Pirates

This just in. Pirates of the Caribbean will be shot in digital 3D now. Well, this is some good news. I mean for those of us that predicted 3D would take over. It is not just a fad anymore. People are starting to use 3D more and more. Back in the 50's the red/blue anaglyphic 3D glasses were common. However, they were too bulky and cumbersome for regular use. I see a new wave in movies.

Throw em out

Throw the bums out is what the people are saying. Well, I happen to agree. We are now spending too much money. Hey, running deficits is not the answer.

euro in crisis

Who could have predicted the crushing blow to the euro? People thought that there was much strength in the eurozone. Well, they are wrong. Sadly, the on going economic crisis intesifies weakness in the euro. Beams are rotten and termites infest the infrastructure of once mighty europe. It is but a shell of the once vibrant economy. Truly, I tell you to view - euro in crisis.

oil prices drop on strong dollar

This is not a hoax folks. Oil prices drop on a strong dollar and weak demand which does puzzle me. I mean, what of the recovery? Well, guess that will not happen ever. There is some talk about a new bailout for greece. Funny, how I now pay less for gas. This does seem like a dream, but when do I wake up?

ZIP IT

What do you do when you live in a politically correct police state that is constantly passing laws that are very scary? You learn to zip it as in SHUT up! OK imagine that your lips are a zipper. I did say imagine. Certainly you do not want to talk about it so zip it as there are many snitches that will report you.

Gold ATM

There is now a gold selling ATM machine that dispenses bars to coins. This an interesting take on the economy. Hope more people start installing the box which is called - gold to go. These should create another version. Namely, one that sells silver coins to the poor.

opportunity cost

Due to opportunity costs students are spending less time studying for exams. This is because the ROI or Return on Investment is tragically poor. There are no jobs out there I mean. OK so why study and pile on debt you can never repay? Good question, but I do not have the answer. It is a matter of opportunity cost being higher now.

Stocks fall on european crisis

Stocks are falling on european crisis. In fact, europe got a trillion from america. This is to help with their financial emergency. I believe the worst is not over. Wait a little and you will see inflation rise. Governments around the world have been running the printing press.

craig list sale goes wrong

Folks, I warn you. Yeah about craig list because it is scary. A craigs list sales goes horribly wrong. Crooks target sellers and rob em. Please be wise. Ads should be places with great care.

Middle Class lost most jobs in recession

Remember those high paying high tech jobs that we were supposed to have in the days to come. Well, many of them are gone. Blame cost cutting, off shoring and out sourcing. Actually, exec close a plant down in the US and move it overseas. Middle class lost most jobs in the recession. It is sad, but many are not coming back again.

DIGG lays off 10% of staff

DIGG has done a lot of things we do not like. For example, it no follows links and it put up a DIGG bar that we do not like at all. However, now things are tough for the social network. DIGG is laying off 10% of its staff. Maybe they should return to the winning formula they had in the past. Hey, can ya DIGG it?

greece is the name

Folks, greece is the name. Hey on which they want to place all the blame - namely for the 1,000 point plunge yesterday in the dow, or it is cow. Well, greek or is it geek crisis is getting worse. Greek crisis is spreading its contagion like a germ. Many, that is why we need help from germans.

OK, on to a more pleasant subject - here is a comparison of my melody and shugo chara anime. Hope you enjoy.

no cure

Where is the cure for cancer. All these researcher and no cure. Well, you would think that we would find one. I mean, we spend all this money. Perhaps we need to wait a few years. OK, there may be a way using remote viewing. HDRKID saw Klyzinate use in 2078 as a future cancer cure. Well, or so he says. Hey, sure hope this is so. Sadly, few of us will live until 2078 and be able to see if this is so.

another chance

I love the old 50's sci-fi it was so googy. People were so innocent back then and the ideas were so old fashioned as to make you squirm. What can we say? It was a different era. And yet I say that technology changes but people are still basically the same.

Internet Explorer is Dying?

The call is going on. People say internet explorer is dying now. Well, last time I check it still have 60% of the market approx. However, perhaps we need a tensor coil to see the future, because the market share goes down every year.

euro in crisis

I am losing my faith in the troubled eurozone. Not sure it can hold together as every country falls apart in that area. Fact is that there will soon be riots all over europe. People are tired of taxes rising. People, greece is a bad omen. Things are not getting better, because they are getting worse. Politicians are liars that claim we are in a global recovery. We do not see this, but instead a global economic crisis.

Obama Cheating?

The National Enquirer says President Obama is cheating on Michelle. OK this is either a hoax or the story of the year.