Phony?

There is another word for hoax - it is phony. I like the word because it reminds me of old ma bell. That was a very PHONEy company. It had a lot of rules and regulations and these big black phones.

Well, now our telephones are small and sleek like the size of credit cards. They are not as solid as before, they feel phony.

don't TRIP over this

Trip reminds me of a surfer dude, he is like totally awesome DUDE. This is like a great idea dude. Where are the valley girls. Scribd rox!

HELP - the hybrids are coming

This is HOAXlarious. Kay Wilson says the hybrids are coming. Step right up folks, alien hybrids. They are coming to a planet near you soon. Wait a minute, they are coming to our planet. Well, I did not PLAN-IT this way. OK so sit back the UFO is here.

Ewing Klipspringer

In defense of Ewing Klipspringer.

Now many of you have heard outright boldfaced lies about Jay Gatsby’s butler, one Ewing Klipspringer. This is a man who harmed no one person, but he has been in fact vilified as a shiftless freeloader.

Mr. Klipspringer served Gatsby well and was always obedient to his gracious host. He earned his keep by doing Gatsby’s requests, even playing the piano when he was all out of practice.

It was Ewing’s musical genius that provided the melodic interlude in which Gatsby and his lady love Daisy fell in love. It was Ewing’s masterful performance that allowed Gatsby to fulfill his fondest dream; that of winning Daisy’s heart.

Needless to say Nick Caraway did not fare as well with his significant other, Jordan Baker. So we may assume that Nick was jealous of the happiness of Jay Gatsby and Daisy, in contrast to his lack of progress with the decidedly unfeminine Jordan Baker.

By expansion Nick transferred this hatred to the innocent Ewing Klipspringer that he repeatedly backstabs. Nicks talks about Ewing doing Liver Exercises, these are very important. Nothing is more important than a healthy liver.

Ewing understood the importance of playing sports, in fact, Gatsby refers to Ewing as “Old Sport” no doubt a sign of Ewing’s excellent physique.

Also, it was Ewing Klipspringer the "boarder" that asked for his pair of tennis shoes. This item was never returned by one Nick Caraway.

What me recovery worry?

Stocks fall on recovery worry. Wake up - there is no recovery. It is a false mirage in a desert with no more water that a dry bowl of dust.

People we are in bad shape and things are GETTING WORSE.

recovery is hoax

Please listen to Peter Schiff. These phony economies are not getting any better, no they are getting worse. Interest rates are at zero due to imminent financial collapse, but this cannot stay on. The future we see is very grim.

nice vs mean

I wonder why we have this nice vs mean war. Most people are a mix of both. Well, guess nice is um nicer.

green house gases

OK osama say we can reverse crime-mate change. The are some green house gas coming from the white house. What we do not need is a carbon tax, or any more tax for that matter. Hey even china is now on board the crime mate change bus.

ammo is up

Sales of ammo are exploding. People this is no hoax. OK many groups getting all that ammo is one thing that does worry me.

USA jobless rate increases

Already our jobless rate is near 10%. Hey as a matter of fact, over half the states now have an unemployment rate of over 10%. Michigan has 15% due to GM going under. California has 12% due to mortgage meltdown. It is bad all over, as even sunny Florida is now at 11%.

There are however three states with less than 5% unemployment - they are Nebraska, South Dakota, and North Dakota. The lowest is North Dakota with 4.3%. How many people want to move to North Dakota - I thought so.

environmentalists against solar energy

Sounds like a hoax, but no. In California environMENTALists are against solar power. Hey you can't make this stuff up. The environmentalist stopped a new solar plant in the mojave desert of California. Well, so guess they prefer a coal plant, or better yet nuclear. They just love radiation.

Tiny Trex

Hey, say we imagine a cute little guy - tiny trex. The perfect pet for the apartment dweller. He does not eat as much as his big bro. Time to power up my time machine and go back and grab the pint size pet. He should be in stores by christmas. Hey, so sorry folks, but I do not believe in Tiny Trex, or even his big brother - DINOHOAX!

AMD new chips

A $99 quad core processor chip from AMD can make new computers far more powerful than before. This is a lot better than those atom netbooks we have been seeing. I want a computer that can handle heavy graphics and video, not just lite net use.

Best Buy - NOT!

They should be called worst buy. I have trouble returning items. They want a restocking fee. That said sales of electronics are down this year. People are not buying video games or computers like before. If things do not improve soon; for best buy it could be - game over.

Robotics Rodeo

There is now a robotics rodeo to show what is new in unman vehicles for war. Perhaps we are looking at the future of modern warfare. This is all very new tech that is mostly still on the drawing boards. It reminds me of CarlosX Robot Reparman.

Trouble ahead - you can BANK on it

US bank failure up to 92 so far this year. Things are not as rosy as politician predicted. In fact, we are in misery. The economic WREAKcovery is going on.

Hey, more banks are going to go under, you can BANK on it.

Time is money

Hey, gimme a break. All this rush, what is it for? They say time is money. However I disagree. Perhaps in the future when time travel is common, but now the truth is that no money can buy time.

Castro seMANya is a man

That Olympic woman's gold medal winner from South Africa is now going to be stripped of HER HIS medals. It appears that Castro seMANya is a man. Semanya has male organs, but no womb or uterus. Please continue to giggle.

sears is soon gone

People this is no hoax. It is too late to save sears. It is sad to see yet another giant fall. This reminds me of GM. Sales are way low and losses are up.

Good as Gold

People, over next ten year I predict that gold will hit $5,000/oz. That sounds crazy? Well over the last ten it quadrupled its price. I expect inflation will be more this time.

Moon Hoax

There is a moon hoax story in a newspaper. Question is - did we ever go? Answer - no.

Banks in cure

OK are banks in a cure - not yet. In fact, they are being prop up. Things are bad now, but future is worse. Expect more banks to fail. For example in 2007 only three banks failed, but now in 2009 we see near 90 banks are gone. I expect over 100 by year end. Already, FDIC is almost out of money.

FREE TV on net

It is no hoax, you can watch TV for free on the internet. I am not just talking about Youtube either. Here is yet another video site we don't need ATT entertainment. Well, old ma bell, could always be a little PHONEy, but these mini movies on the net are more excuses to waste time. It could be the new future of television - as in TV over IP. Already, my shows are interrupted by commercials. They say the more things change, the more they stay the same. Internet is a big time sink, but at least you can say it is better than television - NOT!

increase in UFOs after UFO movie

They say that sighting of a UFO increase after a popular UFO movie. This is use to say that viewing UFO is a hoax. Well, I am sure that people seeing dolphins at the beach goes up after a popular dolphin movie. If people look avidly for an item they tend to find it.

Junk Food Tax

Hey, no hoax, our gov now want to tax junk food. Under the guise of helping us, yet another tax on our food. This is a very thin attempt to raise money in the middle of a depression. What do they tax - yes food, the one thing we will not cut back on.

Prosperity Hoax

Instead of more prosperity we have more poverty. For example, in sunny Florida there are black clouds near our horizon. OK case in point, unemployment in Florida soars from 6.3% last year to 10.7% today. The twin engines of economic recovery construction and tourism have stalled out. OK across our nation on the other coast, California is also dealing with double digit unemployment and a crash in real estate. The rising number of foreclosures means house prices are still falling as banks dump even more homes on an already saturated market.