Humpty Dumpty

OK, so Humpty Dumpty had a weight problem and looked like an egg. Maybe he could have tried the Atkin's diet and got rid of sugar. Carbs are not so good for you.

Lyft

Lyft gains users. #DELETEUBER is one reason. Uber is one sorry company. Customers are getting sour. It is a lot more an a poor app. Let us count the ways. Well, Uber does not even pay minimum wage. Fellows that is quite important to most of us. Banning tips is another serious issue. Need we go on? Definitely, we do not like ride sharing apps. Taxi drivers will indeed agree with me.

John Titor Joke

Here is a John Titor Joke for you.

Why did John Titor shoot a clock?

He wanted to kill some TIME!

UPS trucks

UPS trucks turn left never. OK, so there could indeed be an emergency. Still, this strategy helps them save money. Also, they save on gas. It really is a win-win. Most people do not know that left turns cause most accidents and drive up your insurance. What can brown do for you?

Skyscrapers

Skyscrapers are so wow. Like they take your breath away. Just why do we have so few? Certainly, we need some more.

Carnival Horizon

Carnival Horizon will sail from Bermuda to NYC - wow. This ship is enormous. It is being built in Italy right now. Best times to sail are in spring. Like it is not too cold or warm.

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Dam failure

California is in a major crisis. Dam failure is getting worse. First, there was too little rain. Sadly, we have too much water now. Hey, what do we say? Things are not so nice.