Target

 Target might not be around soon. Blame our ongoing economic crisis. Fellow colleagues, the news is so sour. Retail stores from big chains are shutting down and boarding up... like all over. I feel really bad for target, but they might be joining sears. Driving around to find stores that are still open... that is a real pain.

Daylight-saving time

Daylight-saving time is a massive controversial issue in our era. Both sides do have arguments that are valid as far as we see. It might save us money. However, it can be a pain. Still, the clock is the master where jobs are our concern. Bosses fire us if we are late and that will probably not go away soon.

social security

 Folks, we have some sour news. Ah yes, social security is running out of money. They might have to cut our benefits some more. Well, not enough people are being born to replace workers that are aging. Frankly, this is a problem for seniors. Hey, most of us... do not feel so secure.

egg

 Hey, an egg-sta special day is near. Yeah, we did say egg. Please pardon my pun. Just could not resist it any more.

smarter

 Yo, we are still smarter than CHAT GPT according to science. Well, we are not so sure. It can do a lot of things such as computer programming. Maybe, it will decide someday that we humans are no longer necessary. 

Wells Fargo

 Wells Fargo has direct deposit issues. Yeah, that is what we see. People do depend on getting a hold of their own money. Sadly, this is not always our case. Technical glitches are becoming a lot more common now. Hey, we do believe that technology can be both a blessing and a curse. Often, it feels like the latter to us.

Elon Musk

 Elon Musk is urging an AI pause. They are other scientists joining up. He says AI is just too powerful now. Definitely, he does have a case.

Ford F150

 Ford F150 lightning electric pickup truck is expensive. The price just went up again. Do blame the high cost of lithium batteries now. Well, after a terrible battery fire in a factory, production did resume. However, there are currently (pun) so few new buyers due to our onerous economic crisis.

auto correct

 Fellow colleagues, we can indeed wonder who our assistants are. For example, we see auto correct is so erroneous. Yeah, it makes some massive errors. Basically, we did say massive. Oh wow, like with a mega max capital M even. Sadly, my assistant is an ass. The cringe factor is ominous.

silicon valley

 Oh wow, the Silicon Valley Bank collapse is one of the absolute worst crises ever. It should not come as a major surprise. Like we told you so. This is a very risky economy. Venture capital firms are not going to be getting a lot of easy money any more.

stock market crash

 Economists do warn us... that a stock market crash is near. This is some sour news. It should never amaze us. After all, we see a world that is near war. Let me add, inflation is still going strong in our grocery. Yesterday I say $8.84 for an egg case. Oh wow, that is a dozen eggs. Hens really are laying golden eggs now.

Peter Schiff

 Peter Schiff does predict a steep bit coin price plunge soon. Hey, this is serious news. Like he does not see an economic recovery in our anemic arena. Well, to tell you the truth, he is not the only one. I too believe that things are going to get even worse. Fellow colleagues, we could go into a massive recession soon. Ah yes, time will tell as we see.

street

 

Frankly, I do not see a lot of people walking down the street now. Oh yes, that behavior use to be more common. That was many years ago. After the pandemic, most people decided to stay inside for some reason. They order stuff online and do not go to malls as much as they did in the previous era.

doors

 

Definitely, we see some doors close to us. However, other doors do open. It is a mystery what tomorrow will give us. Best that we keep both of our eyes open.