amazon

 Please look at amazon. They might face a union soon. Frankly, there are many reasons. Brothers and sisters here is one. A lot of people realize they are working hard and getting very little pay.

images

 I wanna produce some awesome scenes. Hey, we do like to see amazing images. Basically, it is not so easy. This video might help you.

spiders

 Ah yes, spiders are a bit creepy. I have never seen a PINK one. Well, there is always a first time for us.

red shoes

 Hi to all and every one. It seems that red shoes are not as HOT as they once were. Maybe, they are now so warm. OK, so winter is upon us. Expect to see some snow.

hero or zero

 A hero is not abusive as that person is a zero.  Well, that is the latest that we are given. Often we ask in a movie... like is that person a hero or a zero.

DJI

 DJI the drone maker is on the black list now. Like we are supposed to stop buying stuff from repressive regimes. Hey, like we don't say. Well, that is what we suppose. Please do tell me... like what your opinion is.

slave labor

 Apple claims that it is against slave labor, but we are not so sure. Hey, this is a profit-oriented company. They are against a law making the use of slave labor a crime. Please tell me... like if I am wrong. This behavior is very suspicious. Yeah, it really does pay... to be wary.

cabin

 This shape-shifting cabin is awesome. Hey, we really would like to live in this one. Yeah, it is super to the max. 

Biplanes

 Biplanes bring us warm memories. Ah yes, of a much nicer era. Sadly, here we are now. Do wish our lot can improve.

Uber

 Uber sees a major decline in revenue. There are less earnings. Honestly, we could see that one coming... like a mile away even. Fellow colleagues, we might have to find new avenues soon. Oh wow, that was a mean pun.

Remote workers

 Remote workers test how states tax wage income. They are getting crafty and finding new ways... to access our money. Well, we see that law change to make our income TAX increase some more
.

Apple

 Apple faces lawsuit over I phone sales in China and loss of income. Oh yes, hard reality is starting to bite us. Basically, people should finally wake up. Yeah, us a piece of plastic, the I phone is so expensive.

dragon

 Satan is often seen as a fiery red dragon that tempts us. Yeah, we are in a war. It truly is good versus evil fighting to control our universe. Hey, we can over come.

Politicians

 I do not like politicians any. Frankly, they leer at us in a creepy way. Yeah, like a degenerate used car salesman in prison... for downloading illegal images.

fit in

 Employees alter their core personalities at work to fit in. Yeah, getting fired is a very negative experience. I do understand that we all want to be part of a larger group. Still, we should not be forced to alter who we really are.

MT

 Sadly, the crowds are all gone. Please do feel rather um MT now. Yeah, that is not just me. Take a look around and what do we see?

Peacock

Peacock has free movies. This is a streaming app. I do need to check it out some more. Well, that what we say.

buying dirt

 People are buying dirt now. Yeah, we can see Yukon pay dirt sells bags of dirt that they claim contains gold - wow. That is what they can promise. OK, so there is also pan more gold another company. Fellow colleagues, we cannot make this one up. It is simply too crazy insane. Would you believe that people are paying good money via pay pal for some dirt from a creek or a river?

Herbie

 I still remember Herbie rides again. That film was so max. Yeah, we really do like to see some movies. Sadly, they do not make the Volkswagen bug anymore.

GPS

 GPS is necessary. Yeah, it is very important in our universe. I do like to use my paper map. True, it is an old school process, but GPS can go crazy. It tells me to turn left and right and can mess us up.

smile

 Getting people to smile for us is a bit of a challenge in our new era. There is so much weird stuff that is going on. Life in our universe is eerie.

TIME

 TIME can feel so weird now. 2020 is a strange year. Well, that is our view. Please do tell me your thoughts on our arena.

Coffitivity

 Coffitivity has a morning murmur. Basically, it is coffe house noises. Hey, we are not making this one up. Just give it a listen and you tell me.

mansions

 Actually, there are many mansions. Sadly, a few of our beautiful grand dames are slowly fading away. High taxes is one reason. People simply lack the funds to keep up. Oh yes, for most of us, money is a scarce resource. Well, that is what we are seeing.

tik tok

 Alas, tik tok is going away. We chat may follow soon. This situation we are in is worrisome. Fellow colleagues, we do indeed wonder what the future will give us.

coffee

 OK, so coffee help me to wake up in a new morning. BTW, social distancing is a pain. When is our crisis over?

Walmart

Walmart is pushing face masks, but that is not something that they require. Shoppers might find fewer items in coming years. Fellow colleagues, we are in an economic crisis. Let us hope that it does not turn into a massive recession. Oh wow, that would indeed be bad for us.

Twitter

Twitter hack can change us. I really do not expect a lot from this service. However, it does seem to be getting even worse. Please do keep your eyes open. Back in the day, like it was excellent, but then they started deleting accounts and kicking out those with different views.

sports

Ah yes, sports are anything but safe or secure. People live in fear now. They are staying at home a lot more. Maybe, this will be over soon. Hey, we hope so. Still, it is best that we exercise some care.

100% carbon neural

Apple pledges to be 100% carbon neutral by 2030 - wow. Hey, that will certainly require max resources. I do suggest that windmills could be one energy source. Also, they could look at solar power. Frankly, there are many strategies we can use.

Montauk

Montauk boys talked about a Montauk golden horse statue in 6037 AD in the middle of a city with no people as in zero. That certainly did not make to me any sense years ago. Well, here we are in our corona virus era. Right now it makes a lot of sense. Sadly, we see that a lot of our citizens are going on a long voyage.

raccoon

Look at this poor raccoon. HE got his head trapped in a soup can. OK, so at least he made sure... to have his mask on.

Kohls

Kohls department store is totally getting crushed in our economic crisis. This really is some max sour news. Basically, this should surprise no one.

miss snow

It has been a long warm summer. Funny. we miss snow now. Well, that fact should indeed surprise no one. After all, there is talk about an increase in GLOBAL warming. Sadly, that does mean we will in the future have a lot less snow.

no people

Hey, there are many places with no people - wow. Frankly, this is no BIG surprise. After all, our lockdown is ongoing. Do hope we can open up soon.

gang

 What is the difference between a frat and a gang. Frankly, we are not so sure. College might be one reason. Probably, there are many more.

Shipping companies

Shipping companies face a squeeze. Brothers and sisters, we face an economic crisis or a massive recession. Please take your pick on this one. Sadly, things for us might get even worse soon.

coins

People tell me to save my pennies. However, there is a shortage of coins. Do please blame our virus. Hey, we blame it for practically everything now. Could be that we are seeing some signs. Otherwise, it is just a coincidence, but there we are.

last year

Oh wow, I do remember a very different wonderful bygone age. Hey, it was just last year. Still do have me memories. All those large crowds are gone. Perhaps, they will be no more. Yeah, it is certain that we are in a new era.

BEK

BEK have pale skin and big black eyes. These creatures are being seen. OK, so BEK means black-eyed kids and people fear em. Often, they will knock on a person's door and say - please let me in.

Winston Churchill

Winston Churchill is now accuse in racism. Certainly, we are in a new era. Do wish that I could exit our ominous universe. Hey, it is not so nice. OK, so that is not just me own opinion... there be many more.

movies

Here is a list of our favorite time travel movies. Like wow, there are many awesome ones... that we can see. Just understand that we do not yet know the science. Fact is, many prominent researchers claim that time travel is simply not possible, but they might be wrong. Time will tell as we see.

Twitter

Twitter blocks President Donald Trump's campaign. Certainly, things are heating up. Like this is no longer a cold war. Oh yes, it is starting to get very warm. Please remember to keep both of your eyes open.

colors

Ah yes, colors make our world more interesting, but that could be just me. Let us remember who we are. Life has so much to offer us.

Black cats

Black cats are supposed to bring bad luck for some reason. I do not know what it is. Maybe, you have an answer.

Apple

Apple can track looters that steal I phones now. Technology marches at a faster pace. Just who can keep up?

AI

OK, so AI is the the future for us. However, artificial intelligence requires some  mega processors. Also, it uses up a lot of energy.  Basically, that leaves us like back on square one. To understand this conundrum we need brand new processors.

art

There be some arts in these parts as in cars. Actually, I do not understand modern art any. Just what do these ancient vehicles mean?

Disney World

Disney World might reopen soon. Things are not going well for the tragic kingdom or the house of mouse. Yo, we hope that people do not expose their kids to corona virus. Hey, we should limit our exposure.

Hey, we are in an ominous universe. Maybe, people need to wake up.

economic crisis

Just look at our corona virus. It is the worst economic crisis... like since the great depression of the 1930's even. Sadly, things might get even worse. Hold on to your hats, a bumpy road is ahead of us.

Hertz

For Hertz rent a car - sour news. Bankruptcy came knocking in. It is due to our on going economic crisis. Yeah, this has been one worrisome era. Please do tell me. Like when this fright mare is over.

cars

Yo, in the future we could power our homes using cars. Frankly, that does sound off the wall crazy. However, we know that we will have advances in science. It is funny how the world goes. Strange, but we are in an eerie universe.

sun

Deep solar minimum in near. That is what is in store for our sun. Frankly, this sour news is worrisome. After all, we could have fewer crops. Please remember last time - when we had a shorter growing season. Expect the same. Hey, the laws of physics do not change over the years. OK, so instead of facing some global warming. It could be that we are getting close to a new ice age.

hares

Let's not be splitting hares with you. Oh yes, we are experience sorrow on a pun. Still, we could not resist this one. I do like rabbits and hares and other small mammals - even some mice. Well folks, there it is.

Uber

Uber is going to require... that both drivers and passengers wear masks from now on.  This could certainly help crime. For example, drivers might not be able to describe passengers. Basically, it is a very strange ominous universe we are in.

Food supply

Food supply is in a crisis. Just look at all the empty shelves in your grocery. Hey, we do find our situation is serious. Actually, we see the future as worrisome. Please do pray to God that this era is over soon.

middle ages

Babies were so ugly in the middle ages. Well, that is true in paintings any way. Funny how life really is. Oh yes, we do wonder about the universe that we are in.

Afrikaans

Afrikaans is a language in danger of dying out it seems.  English is replacing it in many areas. Perhaps, the future for Afrikaans language can lie in rural regions. Oh yes, there it could maybe survive. Time will tells as we see.

cage

People feel like they are in a cage. Well, we birds wanna escape. Yeah, that is certainly the feeling we tell you. Isolation is not that great for us.

economic crisis

Folks, we are in an economic crisis. Don't wanna sugar coat it for you. Things might get to be even worse.

cursive

Technology can squeeze cursive. Oh yes, it is CRUSHING us. Hey, I said crushing not cruising. Actually, there are no cruises. Please do blame the virus. When does the mall reopen?

travel

Oh wow, travel is way down due to the virus. Fellow colleagues, this situation is serious. Do hope it is over soon. Sadly, we have lost a lot of people as the number of cases increases.

cruise

Hey, sour news on a cruise. GM says its self-driving unit can lay off 8% of the crew. For self-driving cars... the future looks dim or grim. Maybe, the technology needs another major breakthrough to finally come in.

bunny

There is a little bunny that likes to hide under the tool shed for some reason. Well, we gave him a bright new name. Mr. Hopper it is. OK, so he is a bit shy but likes to finally come out during the evening.

Fake news

Fake news is sour. Hey, it is all the rage. I believe that Mark Twain said that a lie gets halfway around the world before the truth can get its boots on.

Justin Trudeaux

Justin Trudeaux wore black face many times it seems. Maybe, he was a social JUSTIN warrior. Hey, that has a bit of a catchy ring. Well, there we are. Please remember that he is finally apologizing for it now. After all, he could claim it was CGI  -  computer-generated image. Perchance, he might be an unwilling victim of FAKE news.

Trump

Trump is pushing for an economic reopening.  Hey, we are now in an ominous economic crisis. Don't know when this ongoing crisis is over. Yo, we really hope this horrible fright mare is over soon.

empty parking lots

Yo, the empty parking lots look so ominous. Maybe, it is just me. Still, I do remember a different era. Ah yes, those are warm memories.

Luminar

Luminar software is great, but it is not light room. People need to take into account what is now going on. Folks, we should employ more of our workers in the near term to boost our economy.

Fraud

Fraud is something we like to expose. OK, so expect more to surface as we enter into an economic crisis. Oh wow, we cannot know what is coming soon. However, we can guess,

AirBNB

AirBNB lays off people due to our crisis. Hey, I could definitely see this one... like a mile away even. What do you think the future has in store for us?

Meat shortage

Meat shortage is worrisome. Actually, we see that people are blaming the pandemic of corona virus. That said, we are not so sure. Hey, we need to eat and the supply chain is terribly broken in many areas.

no meat

Ah yes, there is no meat in your grocery now. There are many issues. Workers are getting sick and we have a breakdown in our anemic economy. I would also say - corona virus is one main reason.

Burning man

Burning man was canceled due to some corona virus concerns. Folks, this strange situation is max serious. Hey, we do need to keep both of our eyes open.

Trees

Trees bring me joy. Well, not all of em. Hey, I really do not enjoy pines. It is true that they always stay green. Oh yes, this is so - even in snow.

Dangers

Dangers of our HDR are many. People need to exercise more care. After all, we are in an ominous era. Hey, that is my own opinion. Just remember to stay safe and secure.

TIME

TIME is not my friend, but rather instead one of my enemies. Ah yes, there is more an one. Sadly, there are many enemies. Still, the clock is one of the most ominous. Hey, it takes so much away. It is not just beauty, but also it robs us of our energy. Let us not be slaves to our clocks that always keeps on going.

visitors

Right now tourist towns are telling visitors to stay far away. The welcome mat is gone. Sadly, this is the universe we are in. Perhaps, in an alternate universe... there is no virus. Hey, that sounds so nice.

snow or ice

Please do say a kind fond goodbye to snow or ice. The weather is about to get a lot more warm. Yeah, that is what we see.

Times square

Times square is ominous. It looks like a scary disaster movie. Actually, most of us do feel that we are inside a horror film right now. Definitely, we do wonder when this terrible awful fright mare is over. Please do wake me up.

grocery

Just look the the grocery. Yo, a lot of shelves are empty it seems. Funny how much people eat, but there we are.

career

Uber drivers should look for a new career. Hey, life goes on. Still, we do wonder what the future will give us. Telecommuting is a lot more pop now. OK, so say that it is not so.

please call me

I really do enjoy telling our people to please call me. Sadly, this um social distancing is our new norm. Don't know for how long this arduous process is. Hey, it has been many months so far and it is getting even worse.