Google AI

Google AI is better than doctors at detecting breast cancer. Machine learning is our new craze. Finding new uses... that is all the rage. However, it might not pay a wage. Expect a lot of jobs to slowly go away.

massive mansion

Four alarm fire destroys massive mansion in mass. Well, that is simply part of our news. Hey, it has been an eventful year. Like there is so much that is going on now. Do hope that tomorrow is better for us.

Gold price II

Gold price rises.  Typically, this is a warning sign. Oh yes, it is flashing red now. Please do buckle up. It is going to be a very bumpy ride for us. After all, gold did warn us. In the vile day, the fools go forth and suffer many injuries. However, wise men take cover.

red weapon

I want a red weapon camera. Oh wow, it has the amazing new helium sensor. Fellow colleagues, this baby shoots 8K raw movies. 4K is so last year. Welcome to a new decade and a new era.

weapon

Russia has a hyper sonic weapon. It is ready for war. Hey, that is certainly some sour news. I do like peace. Let me say this about our wars. First off, they are super expensive. Second, a lot of people are not here now... due to all those battles that we are in.

recover

The NASDAQ Composite index lost over 77% of its valuation during the dotcom crash of 2000 and many said that it could never recover. However, I said that things would improve. Hey, here we are. Also, I told people back in 2005 that Radio Shack would go bankrupt, and I also told people about sears. Just take a look around at all the failed malls that did not survive. Folks, it has been a sad holiday season.

gold price

Yo, gold price is over $1500 per ounce once more. That is max worrisome news. After all, gold going up... like that usually means... that something bad is gonna occur soon.

Just where are we going?

Often we do wonder - just where are we going? That is because the destination is a mystery to us. Still, it is important to know where we will be for all eternity as we see. Hey, I do hope that the place is nice.

social media

Ah yes, social media has indeed changed over many years. It used to be so nice. Well, there are a lot of changes coming soon. Expect new technology to enter our scenario. Yeah, we need to clean house in more ways an one.

driverless deloreans

Back to the future was a great movie. Oh yes, those um computer controlled driverless deloreans are wow. Funny, I do not remember seeing any. Well, there we are. It was an awesome car.



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Deep learning

Deep learning is the latest craze. Hey, our fancy new computers do have a boat load of processing power. Maybe, we need to find new uses. After all, video editing programs can seem OLD HAT now.



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Religion

Religion is not as important as it once was. People are now more aware. After all, we are in our holiday season. Still, I do indeed wonder if we have found what we are looking for and people do feel empty without the help from the unseen. Just understand that we are but a tiny little spec of dust in an enormous universe. God have mercy on us.

Tesla roadster

Tesla roadster is coming out next year. It will sport a 620 mile range. Well, that is certainly awesome news. Do wonder how long it takes to charge up. Folks, we do wish all the best cheer to you.

ring cameras

Hackers attack ring cameras. Please do protect yours. Frankly, life was a lot easier many years ago. Don't love technology as much now.

Debit cards

Debit cards are dangerous because they are not so secure. Frankly, we are better off using cash money. Still, there are those that do not like to carry green. If that is your case... do please exercise some care.

Breathable atmospheres

Breathable atmospheres might actually be quite common in our universe. That is what we now hear in science. Frankly, we do not think that is our case. Earth is in many ways unique. Alas, this is quite so.

dairy free

Question for you. Hey, is dairy free better than milk from a cow? Frankly, I do not have an answer. Oh yes, it is an enigma. Maybe, there is no answer.

AI seems promising

Yo, let me tell you, AI seems promising. However, it still has some serious issues. Expect to see in the future some AI progress. That said, the big breakthrough still eludes us. Hey, never fear - technological progress goes on.

Celedon

Celedon transportation right now has the absolutely biggest bankruptcy in the trucking industry ever. Sadly, over 3,500 employees lost their high paying jobs right before our horrible holiday season. Folks, this is some sour news. Do expect things to get even worse in our economic crisis.

Netflix

Netflix is losing subscribers now. Well, they increase prices. Also, we see that they have a bunch of boring old movies. Please step up to the plate and play the game. Otherwise, do understand that you cannot win.

ocean

I do love our ocean. Still, pollution is a major issue. Just understand that we need to exercise more care.

pier

They told me to take a long walk off a short pier. Friends, what does that even mean? Perhaps, they are my enemies.

awesome gold coins

This might be a great time to get some awesome GOLD coins. Ah yes, the economic woes are so serious. Still, here we are.

gauges

I really do like the old school science fiction movies. They were long on fiction and short on science. Also, we saw... like a bunch of dials and gauges. Mostly, these were located in the control room. Yeah, it was a completely different era. Basically, the future changed on us. Just where are all those flying cars?

unicorn

Look at this mom. She dresses as a unicorn. Great to see her shoveling snow.