Highway 48

Highway 48 is wow. OK, so take a look and you tell me. Just what do we even see? Best of luck to you.

odd universe

Folks, it is an odd universe we are in. Certainly, we are not going to explain all the mysterious as well as our eerie occurrences. There are just too many. Hey, that is what I am saying, but I could indeed be wrong.

sage maker

OK, so sage maker neo... that is the neural network from amazon open source. Yo, we do like the company amazon. However, we do wonder about the machine learning uses. It could indeed mean less jobs for us.

Toddler

A little toddler walks up to a police car. She has her hands up. They were arresting her papa. What a strange place we are in.

ax

OK, so imagine a bar where people throw an ax. Like what could possibly go wrong? Hey, we are not making this one up. It is just too eerie.

Finally

Finally, the shut down is over. It was painful as we see. Yeah, most people were starting to wonder about all the political games. Certainly, we need to have things function for us. Well, there is so much that we can view. Please do understand that this battle over power is not over.

cold winter

Friends, a cold winter is upon us. Yeah, we face a lot of snow or ice. There is not so much rain. Just look at propane prices.

bank robber

OK, so a bank robber in Florida killed at least five people maybe six. Folks, this is an ominous universe we are in. Problem is not too many guns. That would be like a fat person saying the problem is too many spoons.

mountains

Oh my, mountains do please us. Perhaps, this is because they are so serene. They seem placid and always a cathedral of peace.

sexism in anime

I do enjoy anime. However, we see that it really is not so pop no more. Yeah, a lot of people do shy away. Frankly, there are those who accuse us. Yeah, liberals claim that anime is sexism. Also, that it is full of racism.

meat

People in USA eat the most meat per capita. That can lead you to an early grave. OK, so the solution is to go vegan.

Facebook

Facebook could face a fine that is massive. This is due to violations of our privacy. Hey, we do want to make some noise. However, investors could probably see this one coming... like a mile away even.

shoes

Please make shoes more comfortable for us. Yeah, we do not like to get sores.

shut down

Delta says the shut down will cost $25 million this month in lost earnings. Hey, this is serious. Often, we do wonder about what is going on in our gov.

Tesla

Tesla cuts 3,000 jobs just now. Elon Musk says that electric cars are too expensive.  Hey, we do agree. Frankly, we do not need electric cars. After all, they are a luxury item that is not necessary.

science

Government shut down affects science. Hey, this is music... like to our ears. Expect things to be without any power.

our red tide

Oh wow, our red tide causes issues. Toxic blooms are a major pain. Best that we keep both of our eyes open. Folks, we need to clean it up.

red car

Folks, a hot red car is actually the polar opposite of a dull gray car. Like it really jumps off the page. Hey, we did indeed say jump.

pizza room

Yo, we do like the pizza room. Maybe, fatty food is not good for you. Do let me state that it tastes so super.

term limits

Folks, we do want term limits on our congress. Maybe, these actors and actresses can get jobs in the REEL world as we say. Yeah, this is a job, not an on going career.

eggs

I like to eat eggs. However, they can get egg-spensive. Well, that is because we enjoy organic eggs. Yeah, we like to view puns.

man marries an anime

What a way to start a new year. Oh yes, a man marries an anime. Folks, we cannot make this story up. It is just too freaking insane.