Google AI

Google AI is better than doctors at detecting breast cancer. Machine learning is our new craze. Finding new uses... that is all the rage. However, it might not pay a wage. Expect a lot of jobs to slowly go away.

massive mansion

Four alarm fire destroys massive mansion in mass. Well, that is simply part of our news. Hey, it has been an eventful year. Like there is so much that is going on now. Do hope that tomorrow is better for us.

Gold price II

Gold price rises.  Typically, this is a warning sign. Oh yes, it is flashing red now. Please do buckle up. It is going to be a very bumpy ride for us. After all, gold did warn us. In the vile day, the fools go forth and suffer many injuries. However, wise men take cover.

red weapon

I want a red weapon camera. Oh wow, it has the amazing new helium sensor. Fellow colleagues, this baby shoots 8K raw movies. 4K is so last year. Welcome to a new decade and a new era.

weapon

Russia has a hyper sonic weapon. It is ready for war. Hey, that is certainly some sour news. I do like peace. Let me say this about our wars. First off, they are super expensive. Second, a lot of people are not here now... due to all those battles that we are in.

recover

The NASDAQ Composite index lost over 77% of its valuation during the dotcom crash of 2000 and many said that it could never recover. However, I said that things would improve. Hey, here we are. Also, I told people back in 2005 that Radio Shack would go bankrupt, and I also told people about sears. Just take a look around at all the failed malls that did not survive. Folks, it has been a sad holiday season.

gold price

Yo, gold price is over $1500 per ounce once more. That is max worrisome news. After all, gold going up... like that usually means... that something bad is gonna occur soon.

Just where are we going?

Often we do wonder - just where are we going? That is because the destination is a mystery to us. Still, it is important to know where we will be for all eternity as we see. Hey, I do hope that the place is nice.

social media

Ah yes, social media has indeed changed over many years. It used to be so nice. Well, there are a lot of changes coming soon. Expect new technology to enter our scenario. Yeah, we need to clean house in more ways an one.

driverless deloreans

Back to the future was a great movie. Oh yes, those um computer controlled driverless deloreans are wow. Funny, I do not remember seeing any. Well, there we are. It was an awesome car.



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Deep learning

Deep learning is the latest craze. Hey, our fancy new computers do have a boat load of processing power. Maybe, we need to find new uses. After all, video editing programs can seem OLD HAT now.



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Religion

Religion is not as important as it once was. People are now more aware. After all, we are in our holiday season. Still, I do indeed wonder if we have found what we are looking for and people do feel empty without the help from the unseen. Just understand that we are but a tiny little spec of dust in an enormous universe. God have mercy on us.

Tesla roadster

Tesla roadster is coming out next year. It will sport a 620 mile range. Well, that is certainly awesome news. Do wonder how long it takes to charge up. Folks, we do wish all the best cheer to you.

ring cameras

Hackers attack ring cameras. Please do protect yours. Frankly, life was a lot easier many years ago. Don't love technology as much now.

Debit cards

Debit cards are dangerous because they are not so secure. Frankly, we are better off using cash money. Still, there are those that do not like to carry green. If that is your case... do please exercise some care.

Breathable atmospheres

Breathable atmospheres might actually be quite common in our universe. That is what we now hear in science. Frankly, we do not think that is our case. Earth is in many ways unique. Alas, this is quite so.

dairy free

Question for you. Hey, is dairy free better than milk from a cow? Frankly, I do not have an answer. Oh yes, it is an enigma. Maybe, there is no answer.

AI seems promising

Yo, let me tell you, AI seems promising. However, it still has some serious issues. Expect to see in the future some AI progress. That said, the big breakthrough still eludes us. Hey, never fear - technological progress goes on.

Celedon

Celedon transportation right now has the absolutely biggest bankruptcy in the trucking industry ever. Sadly, over 3,500 employees lost their high paying jobs right before our horrible holiday season. Folks, this is some sour news. Do expect things to get even worse in our economic crisis.

Netflix

Netflix is losing subscribers now. Well, they increase prices. Also, we see that they have a bunch of boring old movies. Please step up to the plate and play the game. Otherwise, do understand that you cannot win.

ocean

I do love our ocean. Still, pollution is a major issue. Just understand that we need to exercise more care.

pier

They told me to take a long walk off a short pier. Friends, what does that even mean? Perhaps, they are my enemies.

awesome gold coins

This might be a great time to get some awesome GOLD coins. Ah yes, the economic woes are so serious. Still, here we are.

gauges

I really do like the old school science fiction movies. They were long on fiction and short on science. Also, we saw... like a bunch of dials and gauges. Mostly, these were located in the control room. Yeah, it was a completely different era. Basically, the future changed on us. Just where are all those flying cars?

unicorn

Look at this mom. She dresses as a unicorn. Great to see her shoveling snow.

pigeons

Yo, I do like pigeons. Well, some people hate em. They are considered rats with wings. Birds make life a joy. Remember the Mary Poppins movie. Kids were feeding pigeons. Well, the dove is seen as a symbol of peace.

Fall

Fall is almost over. Winter is so near. Yeah, we really do feel a certain chill in our air. Basically, we do wonder what the new year can give us.

AI lessons

AI lessons can assist companies. Machine learning is a big topic now. Personally, I think that the robots could soon take over. Hey, Elon Musk does agree. Let me add that he really is a genius. Well, there we are.

Retail companies

Retail companies are closing stores all over. Just look at a map. Folks, it does not look good for brick and mortar this year. Actually, there is a mall closing down near me. I do say. Not a stellar year... for retail companies. Well, these sorry events should surprise no one. Yeah, we did say - sorry.

smart phone

Question for you. OK, so which smart phone has the best camera? Frankly, we are not so sure. Most phones claim to have great night vision. Like that is not what we see. Also, they want to boast of taking 4K movies. Still, they have a tiny little lens and a small sensor. Please do add that there is no zoom.

concentration camp

Actually, there are some clothes that look like they came... like from a concentration camp. Dude, this is massive. Do wonder who the designer is.

lucky dog

Oh yes, a lucky dog I am. Chrome books include three months of Disney minus. Certainly, this is awesome news.

mica

There is an army of children working to produce mica. Executives are always talking about trimming expenses. Yeah, they are into down sizing and out sourcing. Well, there is an exorbitant price we pay. Frankly, we do believe that it is excessive. Hey, that is just my opinion.

Direction

Direction in life is something that is necessary. Often, we hear that spice is nice. Yeah, we do like warm soup. Well, some like it hot as we see. Yeah, that really is our case.

electricity

Ah yes, electricity can cause... that amazing SHOCKING experience. Well, don't just believe me. Hey, I could be wrong.



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Jeff Bezos

Jeff Bezos is no longer the world's richest man. Bill Gates is number one - once more. Hey, this rivalry is on going. Do think that the drama could be made into a movie. Well, it might not fill the local cinema. Yet, life goes one. Like some boats pushing against the wind we are.


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nice

Yeah, we are aware... that many people want to live in a house that is so nice. Still, we must consider that our property taxes can be quite excessive. Sadly, that is often the case. Do not envy... just think of the expenses.

journey

Actually, they say that life is a journey. Well, we need to know where we are going. OK, so the final destination is important for us.

Where we going?

Question for you. Where we going? I really do not have an answer. Still, there it is. Life is an amazing process. Final destination is God's kingdom or the lake of fire and we choose which one.

Free internet access

Free internet access is so wow. OK, so that is the promise we are given. Frankly, I do not trust our pontificating politicians as they can often lie to us. After all, everything cost some green. Yeah, that is true even in a green economy.

more snow

Expect to see more snow. After all, a blast of arctic air is near. Well, we need to get that powerful furnace back on. Get ready for a crispy morning. Maybe, scientists were wrong about global warming. It feels like we are entering a new ice age. Basically, that is certainly the way I feel, but we could be wrong.

social media

Right now we are being told that social media influencers income soars. Also, we know that their influence, whatever that is - grows. Best that we understand this amazing new era we are in. OK, so analog age is gone. Do welcome in... the brand new um DIGITAL era.

hummingbirds

I do like hummingbirds and they are cute as a button even. Still, we can often wonder what tiny hummingbird can do when it rains. They are so small and really do need to eat a lot - so it is worrisome. Not sure if they can even survive.

Jarvis Khattri

Jarvis Khattri got a life time ban from his favorite video game. Ah yes, fort night does not like aim bots to be put into use. Dude, this is epic.

you tube

Quite soon you will see changes in the most popular video site in our universe. OK, so you tube is updating their home page. It was starting to show its age. Yeah, the thumb nail images will be larger in size.

cities

Definitely, we can see... that cities are beautiful in the evening. Colors after the sunset are cool and crisp. Often, we love to see all the bright neon. Just remember that we do need to get some sleep soon.

Vitamin E

OK, so Vitamin E is a strong culprit in vaping related lung injuries. Fellows, we do worry on vaping. Actually, I thought that Vitamin E was good for you. Well, it seems that I was wrong. That is what we guess.

sears

Here is the latest news on sears. It will get a 250 million dollar life line and close 96 more stores - wow. Friends, that is so scary. I am in a state of profound surprise... that any remain open. Ah yes, so few remain. Basically, these are the last gasps of a one prosperous company. Sadly, we still remember when our sears was a RETAIL icon.

Desert

Desert is more than just a lack of water I tell you. There is something super special that is in our air. Hard to pin down just what it is.

I phone

Question for you. Like is the I phone good enough to replace a professional video camera? Well, we would enjoy receiving an answer. Personally, I do not think so. Hey, it has a tiny little lens and a small sensor. Basically, that is our answer. Just remember that you get a lot of prime lenses with a pro camera. Also, we do wanna... throw in a few with a zoom.

7-11

7-11 is not a convenience. Well, that is for me any way. First off the food is expensive. Also, the quality is not max.

Hunger

Hunger can cause nausea. This is so. However, scientists are trying to find the exact reason. After all, they do want to know how this process is. Best of luck on this one.

Canada

Canada is a wonderful country and the people are nice. Still, in the winter the weather is indeed a bit too chilly for me. Well, do look on the bright side as summers are nice. Also, there is a lot of natural scenery.

DJI mavic mini

DJI mavic mini is near. Well, that is awesome news. I do hope it does not fly away. Yeah, with drones this is so common.

automation race

Bro, companies face an ominous worker shortage and are joining an automation race. Oh yes, we did say ominous. Tell me that it is not so.

toxic person

Hey, a toxic person is poisonous. Do stay away. Actually, no good comes... by us, if they are near. Keep your distance from some slippery snakes that are venomous.

vacancies

OK, so vacancies are common. Folks, we are in an economic crisis. I do fear an enormous massive recession.

Real Estate

Real Estate is a grand career. Employees can work their own hours and have a lot more flexibility on when they come in. Still, there are some minuses. For example, there is an issue... known as low pay.

surge price

Uber uses surge price. Well, that might be illegal we see. Please listen to me. When I was little, I remember being told not to get into strange cars.

internet

Question, is the internet killing the English language? The answer is no. However, the damage is serious. Blame the GIF or emoji. Yeah, we agree. Welcome to the brand new internet age. Frankly, I really did enjoy the previous era.

FLAVORS

Actually, some FLAVORS are awesome. Well, that is what we can see. Life is not sugar or spice. Yeah, not all is nice.

full moon

Steven Gibbs says that his HDR does work best on the day of a full moon. Basically, this is interesting news. Also, we can try to use it on a new moon. Perhaps, it is gravitational or tidal forces that have an effect on HDR use. Yeah, this is a new area.

doll

Chuckie needs more wives. OK, so this one is a real doll in more ways an one. Hey, we did like the scary movie.

Electric mopeds

Electric mopeds are near. Hey, they might be coming... like to your corner.  Do think that they have a lot of common uses. Still, they are no fun when it starts to rain. Yeah, of that we can certainly be sure.

slow down

Analysts do think that our slow down is getting worse. This is due to our on going economic crisis. Yeah, we could enter into a massive recession soon. Blame the trade war. World economy needs some more trade going on.

churches

Sadly, churches are not as popular as they once were. I see a lot of empty pews. Most church goers... like they tend to be old ladies that are on pension. Frankly, there is a noted absence of young men.

Storms

Storms do come. Let us prepare. Most of us need supplies that are scarce. Well, there are many we can gather in summer. Folks, do remember that a harsh winter is so near. Best that we get ready while we still can.

Dollar store

Dollar store hurts mom and pop grocers. Yeah, they have lower prices. For example, we can see a cornucopia.

electric cruise ship

First electric cruise ship is ready for cruises. Norway is certainly a leader in electric cars. They have an electric cruiser now. Well, that is great news.

inn

I really do like three story houses and this one was turned into an inn. Well, what can we say even. Look so super max.

GM strike worsens

GM strike worsens. They are building a lot of cars in mexico. Basically, this is due to much lower workers wages. Expect things to get even worse. Folks, we do see a bumpy road ahead of us.

Kroger

Kroger is laying off hundreds of employees due to our on going economic crisis. Folks, this is affecting the local grocery even. Let us pray... that we do not get an enormous massive recession.

Fluent - yes?

Fluent - yes? What does being fluent even mean. Learning a second language is not easy. Still, it is well worth the effort in my opinion.

This world

This world we are in. Just what does it all mean 😎

alien oceans

Who knows what types of life may yet lurk in alien oceans. Certainly, it will probably be quite different than our own. Still, we do need to understand that there is a lot of strange stuff that is going on. Expect the future to be amazing.

swans

Ah yes, we enjoy our universe... like when we see swans. They are certainly a symbol of enduring love all over. Do wonder what the future has in store for us.

Montana

Montana declares a winter storm emergency. They got a lot of snow. Folk, autumn had just started a few days ago. I do not believe in global warming. Yeah, this crazy weather feels like we are going into a new ice age.

ice

Students protest on campus. They are against ice. Maybe, they should move... like to somewhere that is warm. Hey, that is a joke for the woke, but there we are. Do find it interesting that there are few if any protests in red china and most do not last a long time as authorities will arrest you. Afterwards, you are never seen ever.

space race

Yo, there is currently a modern space race. Do look at amazon. They are bringing satellite internet access to the world's most remote regions. Hey, they really can use... like some high speed internet access.

Tiny homes

Tiny homes can seem sparse.  Still, cleaning up a mess is easier. Also, they do not cost a lot of money. OK, so we do have some down side to this issue. Frankly, there is not much living space.

computer games

Fellows, a major legal battle could change computer games. Basically, we could soon sell the ones... that we no longer use. How does that sound to you?

miss snow

Certainly, we do miss snow. It has definitely been a very long warm summer. Yeah, we always need to have the air on.

tiny town

Ah yes, a tiny town can feel warmer. People do know you by your own first name. Well, there it is. Big cities can feel as cold as ice.

Joke

Here is a new one. Joke is - a man tells John Titor - "Dude, you don't know what time it is." John Titor said, I do know, as I am a time traveler.