old cars

I like the retro look of old cars. Frankly, they had a lot more character than now. Most new cars... look like toasters to me. Yeah, they got no soul and look like nothing we would desire even.

game over

If you make just one wrong move. Hey, it can be game over. Well, that is what we are saying. Just remember that life is not what we wanna see. Yeah, it is what it is.


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falcon heavy

OK, so the falcon heavy rocket was denounced by a flat earth society person. Dear boys and girls, we can't make this stuff up. It is just too crazy. Well, that is just the tip of the iceberg that we see.

waterfall

Definitely, a waterfall can really brighten up the day for me. However, we do wonder about an increase our rain. Global warming might make it increase. Except, it is a bit too cold for warming.

Redundancy is

Redundancy is like saying a short midget because I have never seen a TALL one. Here are some more:

insane maniac
senile senior
corrupt congressman
predator priest

Help

Help is on its own merry way. Please do wear some. Ah yes, a vest we mean. Those devices are very effective and we rec. Make your journey a joyous one.

snow

Honestly, I do not like excessive snow. It is cold, wet, and a mess. There are those strange persons who really enjoy some snow. Well, I am certainly not one.

junk food

Fellows, please listen to me. Ah yes, junk food is not good for you. Best that we find a new source. Like for our energy. Do not make it a sticky candy bar or a pizza. Those are loaded with calories and not the best diet for a growing person. Hey, it is all up to you. Let us grab some veggies.

loot boxes

Just keep your eyes open. After all, loot boxes might be illegal soon. It is the latest from the nanny. She does not like to see us kids having fun, but that piece of information should surprise n one.

Lion mauls a woman

Lion mauls a woman on a game reserve. She is no longer with us. This should shock no one. Dangerous animals cannot live with us. Otherwise, the result is a pail of sorrow.

Dog flu

Dog flu is serious now.  Hey, we are not making this up. It is just too crazy. Like what else do we dare even say.