Humpty Dumpty

OK, so Humpty Dumpty had a weight problem and looked like an egg. Maybe he could have tried the Atkin's diet and got rid of sugar. Carbs are not so good for you.

Lyft

Lyft gains users. #DELETEUBER is one reason. Uber is one sorry company. Customers are getting sour. It is a lot more an a poor app. Let us count the ways. Well, Uber does not even pay minimum wage. Fellows that is quite important to most of us. Banning tips is another serious issue. Need we go on? Definitely, we do not like ride sharing apps. Taxi drivers will indeed agree with me.

John Titor Joke

Here is a John Titor Joke for you.

Why did John Titor shoot a clock?

He wanted to kill some TIME!

UPS trucks

UPS trucks turn left never. OK, so there could indeed be an emergency. Still, this strategy helps them save money. Also, they save on gas. It really is a win-win. Most people do not know that left turns cause most accidents and drive up your insurance. What can brown do for you?

Skyscrapers

Skyscrapers are so wow. Like they take your breath away. Just why do we have so few? Certainly, we need some more.

Carnival Horizon

Carnival Horizon will sail from Bermuda to NYC - wow. This ship is enormous. It is being built in Italy right now. Best times to sail are in spring. Like it is not too cold or warm.

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Dam failure

California is in a major crisis. Dam failure is getting worse. First, there was too little rain. Sadly, we have too much water now. Hey, what do we say? Things are not so nice.

Robots

Robots might indeed take your job away. They are celebrated in a museum. Sadly, most of our work is being sent overseas. Expect to see few robots if any. Instead, we see regular humans are doing menial task work making approx 50 cents per hour and that is a lot less than our minimum wage. Jobs that we need are going away, and getting a robot is not helping us any. Blame regulation or unions. However, I really doubt that we will see a return to high salaries anytime soon.

money

$100 buys you less in some states and more in others than the average. New York is expensive. However, not so in Kansas so there we are. Inland is better than the coast for many reasons.

palms

OK, so seeing palms makes we feel warm. I like the color orange. Yeah, there be so much raw energy.

copper coins

OK, so let me say... I do love copper coins. Still, modern pennies are 98% zinc. Oh wow, we have a scam. Like there only have a thin coating of copper. Yeah, we see some base metal is the rest of the coin. Well, that does worry me. Just when did we decide to stop using metals so precious?

Uber

Uber stops Taiwan service. Fines were just eating them up. Basically, this ride sharing app destroys good jobs and does not create any. It is a rotten company. Glad when they are gone. Probably, this app is one of the worst ideas ever. Brothers and sisters, let us hope that other nations will ban this worrisome app. Yeah, it is time to remove some clutter from my smartphone and free up some space. Like, we did say remove.

amazon earnings

Look at every city and town and what do you see? Truly, a major transformation is upon us. Malls are going away. Customers buy online now. Just look at record amazon earnings. Like even wall mart cannot compete on price.

50's slang

50's slang words sound a bit um corny. People still use flat out and pedal to the metal even now. However, I do not hear anyone young using 60's slang such as far out man or groovy music. Language does change over many years. That said, many novel phrases are associated with a characteristic era.