old cars

I like the retro look of old cars. Frankly, they had a lot more character than now. Most new cars... look like toasters to me. Yeah, they got no soul and look like nothing we would desire even.

game over

If you make just one wrong move. Hey, it can be game over. Well, that is what we are saying. Just remember that life is not what we wanna see. Yeah, it is what it is.


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falcon heavy

OK, so the falcon heavy rocket was denounced by a flat earth society person. Dear boys and girls, we can't make this stuff up. It is just too crazy. Well, that is just the tip of the iceberg that we see.

waterfall

Definitely, a waterfall can really brighten up the day for me. However, we do wonder about an increase our rain. Global warming might make it increase. Except, it is a bit too cold for warming.

Redundancy is

Redundancy is like saying a short midget because I have never seen a TALL one. Here are some more:

insane maniac
senile senior
corrupt congressman
predator priest

Help

Help is on its own merry way. Please do wear some. Ah yes, a vest we mean. Those devices are very effective and we rec. Make your journey a joyous one.

snow

Honestly, I do not like excessive snow. It is cold, wet, and a mess. There are those strange persons who really enjoy some snow. Well, I am certainly not one.

junk food

Fellows, please listen to me. Ah yes, junk food is not good for you. Best that we find a new source. Like for our energy. Do not make it a sticky candy bar or a pizza. Those are loaded with calories and not the best diet for a growing person. Hey, it is all up to you. Let us grab some veggies.

loot boxes

Just keep your eyes open. After all, loot boxes might be illegal soon. It is the latest from the nanny. She does not like to see us kids having fun, but that piece of information should surprise n one.

Lion mauls a woman

Lion mauls a woman on a game reserve. She is no longer with us. This should shock no one. Dangerous animals cannot live with us. Otherwise, the result is a pail of sorrow.

Dog flu

Dog flu is serious now.  Hey, we are not making this up. It is just too crazy. Like what else do we dare even say.

Tinky Winky

Tinky Winky is gone. Honestly, for some kids that might be sour news. Parents for the most part, did not like the purple one.

China Cracks Down on Crypto Mining.

This just in. Basically, China Cracks Down on Crypto Mining. Things do not look so nice. All the people who were dreaming can dream some more, Well, that is scary for bit coin. Hey, we see that the honeymoon is over. Frankly, we do wonder on why it even took so long, but here we are.

bullish on Netflix

Analysts are bullish on Netflix, but not me. They make poor movies. Well, these circuses clowns often use actors with no names. Did we say circus? Please do not tell me that they are improving. Kids in school can create better movies. However, the quality of their product is missing. Yeah, that is what we are saying. Just stick to loaning red DVD mailers to us. Netflix is almost as bad as amazon. If you do not believe me... take a look at amazon movies.

legacy loans

It is legacy loans again. Cities have debts pile up. What are they spending on? It is expenses... from years ago, Let's have some sympathy for a lot of these costs are medical care. Basically, we are getting poorer.

Colin sues NFL

Colin sues NFL. Yeah, we are not making this up. If you do not hire me... I will sue you. Maybe, that is why they do not want your ass - seven.

empire

Yo, we wish it were no so. Time is running out for our empire. Like we read the news. It keeps on going worse. Just remember that all things end and that means us.

vortex

Steven Gibbs says for time travel to occur... a grid point vortex needs to be open. This usually happens on the day of a full moon. Like it is typically at daybreak on an early morning. Just what is a vortex anyway? Well, it is a magnetic anomaly area. Often we can detect it with a cell sensor.

poem

Few can recall a beautiful poem. Ah yes, but one we move.

rising seas

Researchers claim we have rising seas. They claim there is global warming. Ah yes, those men in science. Just what do we see. I am so sorry. Well, we do not see a rising sea. Docks would be underwater right now. However, that is certainly not our case.

Neanderthal genes

People have a lot of Neanderthal genes. Well, that could explain our man caves. Still, we need to be more serious. Humans are part another species.

carbon emissions

Scientists talk about carbon emissions. This is a major warning. Sadly, carbon emissions from soil can lead to nonstop global warming. Like there is no hope for us as in zero.

Troubled teen

Troubled t-teen joins ISIS, she is beaten to death when she runs away. OK, so that does not surprise us. After all, we are talking about the bad guys. Yet, we do wonder about what kind of girl would be foolish enough to join such a group. Did she have some mental illness or other major issues?

Las Vegas massacre

Las Vegas massacre is more woe. Folks, life is getting scary. All these weird crazy guys. Like we do not understand what is going on. Most people simply wanna live in peace.

8K versus 4K

I have had to invest in 4K a lot of time and money. Still, 8K is far better in so many ways. Perhaps, we should cut our losses and run. 8K versus 4K is our new war.  Right, it is 7680 X 4320 and the colors are max. Yeah, it is also known as 4320p, but there we are.

Dr, David Jacobs

Dr. David Jacobs talks about a hybrid integration program. Aliens want to live among us. In fact, he wrote a book called - walking among us. It details an invasion. However, it is so subtle that most people do not even realize that it is going on. Friends, this book is very scary.

GIPHY

GIPHY may make billions in an ipo. This is one booming company. Often will like to throw in a GIF to spice things up, but I find them annoying. Yeah, if you add too much spice, then people will throw away the soup. Basically, we need to find for the humble GIF a new use.



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Healthy

Healthy body signs are many. For example, skin that is clear as in no acne. Having a pale appearance can mean cancer. That is why people get tans among other reasons.

thin air

Yeah, we can get water from thin air. Perhaps, that is the future for us. Still, here we are. Life, as we say, goes on.

Real Estate Photographers

Real Estate Photographers make an excellent income. The hours are supermax. Also, most take pictures of mansions. Like they do not work in seedy high crime areas.

Flags

Flags are for all of us. Oh yes, football players who disrespect our flag should be sent away. Let us remain as one.

Predators

Predators are scary. Shark might eat you up. It is great to always be more aware. Let us remember what surrounds us. Right now there are record highs for bit coin. It is most certainly best that we keep both of our eyes open. Do understand that the future is not always favorable to us.

GOP tax plan

GOP tax plan is a transfer of wealth as in massive. Basically, the rich get richer and the poor get poorer.

flag

Respect the flag says me. Not a lot to ask, but there we go. Players should not #### or spit on cops. A little respect is all we ask of you.


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Dating crisis

Dating crisis is a real issue. Having a fart on the first date can mean that there will be no more. Maybe this is something having to do with diet as in taco bell, but there we are.

sears

Bankruptcy for sears is 100% or near so. Things do not look good for the troubled company. Oh wow, it used to be so iconic. Grandfathers remember it well from the days when they were young. Well, this era is over.

grape jam

Often we see some grape jelly and strawberry jam.  However, what about the opposite combo. Like walking into a grocery. I never see any strawberry jelly or grape jam. Do wonder why this strange occurrence is so.

world gone crazy

North Korea threatens to use a nuke in the pacific ocean. Certainly, it is a world gone crazy. Do hope that people wake up. Well, um uber cannot operate in London now.  Maybe that is a good sign.

Traffic deaths going up

Public officials demand safer cars. Still, traffic deaths keep on going up. Maybe it is tex that cause rex. Like we are not so sure. Other studies point to illegal chemical use. Intoxicated teens are quite common.

brainless animal

This just in. Ah yes, a brainless animal needs sleep - yes. Maybe he should consider becoming a politician - not sure. Certainly, they need sleep and often seem as if they had no brain - seem so. ∅

customers

Pleasing your customers is not easy. They come in all shapes and sizes. Also, most like to complain a lot to get a discount so you do not make any money. Certainly, life is an ongoing struggle to survive.

Retailers

Retailers are damaged by amazon. Most are barely breaking even. Well, we are in a world of pain. Frankly, things are getting worse.

food is expensive

Gentlemen and ladies, food is expensive. Ah yes, grocery prices are going up. Frankly, this should never ever surprise us. Yeah, our fed has been printing money. Well, we wish wages were on a rise. Sadly, that is not our case. All firms seem to be doing an out source. That means less work here and more overseas.

our ruins

What will future archaeologists say about our ruins? That is a rhetorical question of course. Just take a gander at this car. It was powered by fossil fuels that would be gone in a few years. Most archaeologists may wonder if it was possible for us to even survive. Ah yes, that is in question even now.

dark clouds

Most of us do not like dark clouds, but they promise more rain. Yet, people do not like to get wet, so there we are. Clouds keep everything clean and green.

software

Governments use software to rule over us. Well, take a look at these apps. They often have bugs or actual logical programming errors. Hey, the results are not that super.

Fidget spinners are wow

Fidget spinners are wow. They are so awesome.

seniors

Retirement home rents soar. Well, the supply is down as demand increases. A lot of baby boomers are nearing old age. This is a problem for seniors.

pure air

Yeah, we wanna breathe in pure air. Transportation is a serious issue. Basically, there are too many gas cars. OK, so these vehicles generate a lot of noxious emissions. Well, on the positive side, we now have a lot of Tesa electric cars. However, we do wonder where these autonomous vehicles will all plug in. Maybe they will place a burden on our grid and we will have black outs due to a lack of capacity for excess power. Maybe,  an electric train would be better than millions of electric cars.

James Damore

James Damore might sue. I remember that bosses often tell people to shut up. Please listen to what the boss says. Maybe you are right and the boss is wrong. However, they can fire you. Still, we do wanna speak up. Well, the consequences are serious.

no space

Most of the people on planet earth are cram into tiny apartments instead of living in enormous mansions. Hey, we are told there is no space. However, that argument is so wrong. In face, there is actually plenty of room.

rotten tomatoes

Hollywood fight rotten tomatoes rating - wow. That should surprise no one. After all, take a look at most movies. Like they belong in a garbage can. Yeah, or on Netflix same.

little stores

Do understand that little stores were hit hard in our economic recession. Most thought that these mini marts would eventually recover. That has not been our case. In fact, look at all the stores that are closing this year.

Where is my tuna?

This cat has a face that says - Where is my tuna?

OK, so my reply is. "Ah sorry... I will open a new can."

solar eclipse

Friends, we want to watch the solar eclipse without burning our eyes. Certainly, that would not create good memories. Still, we do worry. Maybe my glasses are cheap counterfeit knock offs and not genuine.

emoji movie

Question for you. Have you seen emoji movie? It is not so awesome. Frankly, it really sux. Yeah, this is like a corporate vision. Still, here we are.

house prices

Right now, house prices are going up. However, that is not the case in wages. Getting a home is harder every year. Look at the trend my friend and you tell me.

sun cross

Police officer gets desk duty for wearing a sun cross. Sadly, the cross is now considered to be a form of hate and racism. What a strange world we are in. Like people cannot even wear a sun cross.

China

China is preparing. North Korea is entering a crisis. Drought seems to worsen. It is a tense situation that keeps politicians up. Folks, this could end up as a war.

snopes

Hey, snopes might be shutting down soon. Folks, this is no hoax, but there we are. Glad the truth is finally emerging. Like we can't make this stuff up. It is just too crazy. OK, so fact checks that one.

Uber drivers

Uber drivers are boosting their pay. In fact, they are installing dash cams. It does indeed record where you are going.Well, this is a novel way to make some green. Do wish we had thought about this scheme eons ago. However, here we are. Funny how I did not see this one come. Oh hey, what can we even say?

piano

Most of us do not want to be senile in old age. Hey, playing the piano helps your brain to improve. Let us all play the piano. Not only is it fun, but it is good for you.

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bicycles

Police are cracking down on bicycle use. They force us to use cars. Well, we wanna save some coin. Sadly, things keep on going max worser.

limited range

People do love electric cars. However, there are some issues. For example, we ponder on our options due to the limited range. OK, so worry no more. Take a look at the Chrysler Pacifica electric mini van.

lemons

Researchers say that if life throws you lemons - make lemonade, but that is easy. What do we do when we need help from others and get none. Please do give me an answer.

Tall men

It is not a good idea to be a tall man. Perhaps you ask my reason. Tall men are at a greater risk of prostate cancer. Also, this is the aggressive version. Basically, it is as we have said before, all things have their pluses and minuses.

grapes

Here is some grape news. They will explode if you put them in a microwave. The same is true with raw eggs. Hey, we do enjoy grapes. Just don't put em in a microwave.

moon gear

Ebay will feature millions of dollars worth of moon gear. The eagle has landed on the auction site and there we are. Do hope you have nostalgia for 1969, but there it is.

gov

After all, we should expect so much from our gov. They are not here to save us.

TV programs

Back in the 50's people liked to see TV programs. Well, we have not changed that much as you tube is our new way. Mostly, people like to see movies. Also, they feast on popcorn or a pepsi.

17 years

Social security will be broke in 17 years. That is what we see now. Definitely, we can run out of money. Blame all those never ending social programs. OK, so here is why the end is never. Politicians wanna get re-elected again and again. They use these carrots to get votes and you pay. Except you don't pay, and that is why there is no more money.

flat wages

Colleges for over a decade, we have seen flat wages. All those jobs are going overseas. OK, so the result is our gov got no money. They keep on raising TAXES some more. However, it is not enough as rich people are now pulling up stake and going overseas. Most are taking their money. Sadly, the tax load is being shifted to the poor. It will be some very hard year ahead for all of us. Expect to see a massive recession. Keep on dreaming of better years. Frankly, they are not coming.

cruise news

Norwegian cruise ship is a joy.  People love to go on cruises. It is like a floating hotel out at sea. Every day is a different port for you. Ah yes, we do love our ocean.

TAX increase

Get ready for a new TAX increase. Certainly, we will pay more. That should indeed surprise no one. Uncle Sam needs more money. Well, we need to cut back some more. Do hope that it will not be massive.

fake news

Fake photos hurt us. They are a form of fake news. Often there are hidden signs. Like the shadows are wrong.

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