hate your job

Do you hate your job? Here are 18 signs. How about calling in sick and going fishing in the river. Like is that a sure sign. Bro, we hear you. Oh yes, bosses are a pain. Well, we are not so sure.

future

People wonder what the future can give us. Definitely, it will not be the same. Life changes as time goes on. Keep on trucking says me. What does that even mean. Strange phrase to be sure.

ugly wife

Having an ugly wife is good for you. Funny, it is interesting advice elders give us. Pretty ones do not stay, and they can run away. Well, that is what the old ones say.

pit bull

Do you like pit bull the singer? He is getting famous in miami.

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star wars

Here is star wars... then and now. Look at Leah this year. She is no princess. Actually, she should be a playing an evil witch and Luke looks like a bad guy. The force... of years.... is strong with this one.

Hillary does worse

Hillary doing worse... OK so her numbers are flying south like birds on migration after a heavy snow. She made some serious errors. Bernie's number are moving up.

Ah yes, holly weird does exist in an alternate universe. Like what kind of scary monsters do you believe we are? Well, in my case... a some what really precocious one. Just what can we say.

new app

Google translate app is awesome. Take out your worries. This is max. Does it right on your screen. Hey, we are so wow.

Netflix plunge

Netflix plunge worsens. Red ink my fine ones. Wish it was black or green. Luck is not with this company. Tired of all the old has been movies. Maybe has been is wrong. Feels more like a never was.

amazon sues reviewers

Please do not buy from amazon. They can sue you if you write a poor review. Talk about a nasty company. Basically, if I do not like a product I can write a poor review. However, they think by suing people they can scare you. OK so they claim that they are only sue people who write FAKE reviews. Like no kidding Sherlock, this seems to me like a crooked card game. Right now amazon sues reviewers. Maybe we should buy our products from another company.

pilot less drones

OK so a pilot less drone can carry a man. Well, not a very big one. 200 pounds is the upper limit of the range. Hey, that would be an interesting case. Either you go on a diet or a drone cannot even carry you.

Yahoo brain drain

Yahoo brain drain worsens. Employees are losing faith in the search engine company. Blame if you can marrissa. She could not hit the broad side of a barn with her poor aim. Friends, we are not exagerRATING  any.

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amazon moves

Yo, here is a good news. OK so, amazon moves into air cargo. Certainly, this is a growing company. Maybe you know some reason. Those can vary. Future is wow.

exercise

People need more exercise. Disease have a cause. Maybe we need to understand more. Wish we could cure cancer.

pyramids

Great, these rocks look similar to pyramids, but why is this so. Do think it is wind erosion. Blast of particles over eons. Just what can we say. Please imagine lots of sand grains - over many eras.

greenhouse gases

Do you fear greenhouse gases? I do not think so. Scientists are lying to us. CO2 is a necessary gas. With out it, plants will die and so will we.

Pyramids

Pyramids exist all over. Often we wonder about the reason. Believe what you may. For example Ben car son thinks they were made to store grain. That said, we do indeed look on them in awe.

WRITE now

Victory is mine. Thine it is. Oh yes, as in WRITE now. Don't have a cow. Basically, the future is wow.

dog

Yo dog, what is up? Like are you DOWN with that mon ami. Hey, it is a a joke my fines ones. That said, we need to move more. Getting out of the easy chair is not easy. Let us have fun before the lakes all turn into ice. That is not far away. Also, they do expect to see some snow.

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