Water shortages

OK so water shortages are coming. How can that be so. Maybe our earth has a very wrong name. Like over 70% is water on the surface of this sphere of ours. Yes we are cover in water due to our enormous ocean. Still, there will be water shortages as in
very soon.

►Toxic super pac

There is a lot of money in our campaigns. Much of it comes from toxic super pacs. Well, those are experts at raising lots of money. Probably you know what I am working on. 250 million can influence a lot of votes my fine ones.

Will atheism replace religion

Atheism will replace religion science says. I do not believe so. Here is one reason. Communist countries have a low birth rate and we know what that means. Fact is, look at communist china with their one child per family and what that will lead to soon. Evolution would demand that only the fittest survive. If you do not reproduce then you do not pass on your genes.

Just a penny

Hyperinflation is a major worry. Few things cost just a penny. That said, look at this plastic pony. Riding it costs just a penny. Yeah, a sad dusty relic of a by gone age.

Hispanic key to gop race

Hispanics key to gop race. Like ro money focuses on winning. Also, gingRICH focuses on grinning. Folks, this is gonna seem as a TIGHT one. Question is can ro money win. Certainly, we do not think so. Mostly it is because he is so mean. Sadly, he did close down a lot of american factories and fire a lot of workers to make his money.

Biology you say

Look at subject of study of top earners. Biology you say. It is one of the top ones. That is because most people who study biology go on to become doctors mon. Great way to make some money. Well, take a look at the average salary of a cardiac surgeon. Ah, we did say average.

Gold rises

Housing market in woe. Meanwhile gold rises. Highest it has been in seven weeks - yes seven. This is interesting news. People do not like paper money. Well, so we can guess.

Rotten to the core

Folks, there are human costs in every iphone, ipod, ipad, and imac. Sadly, workers are abused by this evil empire. Apple is rotten to the core. Tim Cook wants to make more money. He makes over 400 million per year. Yeah, the highest paid ceo in america. OK, for that matter the entire world, perhaps universe even. Citizens, this worker abuse is an out rage.

romney papa is mexican american

Hey, I am not making this one up. It seems romney papa is mexican american. Well, he was born in mexico. That did certainly puzzle me. Truly, this is some enigma.

Storm in sun

Friends, there is a storm in our sun. It is the biggest in seven years. Well, this is not the big one. That one is probably on its way. All you have to do is wait some.

Postage stamp prices go up

Postage stamp prices go up. They are 45 cents now. Also, there is talk of a strike soon. Workers want more pay. Yeah, we do hear you. Still, it is a real poor economy. Most people are not sending letters anymore.

oil rising

Oil will be going up this year. Economists say oil will stay under $100 on slowing global demand, but they are wrong. Expect soaring gas prices. This will make inflation roar. What is the reason. Friends, we hit peak oil in 2005 and are producing less each year. WEll, this has major consequences. Also, there is trouble in iran.

oil going up

Take a look at oil price. Like they are racing. People this is not a good sign. Here I tell you. Inflation is now soaring. Also, this more than oil going up. Glance over at the grocery. Food is getting to be more expensive. Well, we all have to eat, and most of us drive to work in a car.

slowing economy

Today, china says there is a slowing economy. Hey, our poor economy is certainly not growing. Folks, the problem is we were fed a lie about an on going recovery. In fact, there is none. What we have currently is a severe recession. OK my prediction is that this will morph into a deep depression very soon. Keep your eyes open.

Collapse of euro

Right now we are seeing some distrubing ominous signs. Collpase of euro appears near. People are in a state of mass panic. Like we need more money. Mostly, to refloat the economy. Still, that could cause inflation to soar.

rising gas prices

There are rumblings in persia. People are going to blame iran. Like they are causing rising gas prices. Well, we know the oil prices rise. What is the main reason. Folks, we are running out of fossil fuels even. Peak oil is not fraud, it is here with us now. Certainly, this is not good news.

russian space probe

Today a russian space probe crashed into the pacific ocean. It is good news we guess. Glad it did not hit a populated area. Damages would have been astronomical and not very cosmic. Hey, this probe was atomic power. Well, there we go. Like what a day it has been for some. Still feel that we need to pay more attention to what is going on in space.

Speak up

OK every one speak up. Please tell me what kind of posts do you want to see. Requests should go in the comment area. Thank you. I look forward to seeing what kind of topics are requested by my viewers.

romoney or ron

OK on one side we have romoney. He likes to fire people so he can make a lot of money. Sadly, on the other side we have rummy ron. Like um he just stepped off his flying saucer. Back from a trip to venus even. Hear it is really warm this time of year.

Greed is good?

Greed is good say Gordon Gekko or now romney. I was hoping for a speech on Teldar paper. Yeah, that near bankrupt company. Let us face facts, romoney loves the money. All this talk of trimming expenses. Really, it is code for firing workers to help profits increase. Vulture capitalist, yes romney is.

stocks fall

Stocks fall on european concerns. This does worry me. Perhaps we are seeing what is soon in coming. Right now our recession is getting max worse. Folks, our economy is in a massive TAIL spin. People fear the fall of the not so mighty euro. It could mean the end of the ever more fragile european union.

Jesus Statue

Lightning struck a giant statue of jesus. Then it did burn up. Hey, guess they forgot the part of you shall have no graven images. Well, we guess. Read your Bible mon. Funny, how no one see the obvious anymore. OK so there you go.

Bain is pain

For romney, bain is pain, not much gain. This is one sorry chapter in his life he may one day wish away. OK so it made him a lot of money. Perhaps, that is not all there is. Citizens need to take a long look, then again.

Strange cases

I like to research strange cases. What do you think about joseph vorin. That case is very scary. Let me tell you. Mostly, that case is on a man. He shows up in germany. Claims to be from Laxaria and speak with an accent that is foreign and then some.

romoney taxes blind

This just in. Ah yes, it is hard to imagine. Basically, romoney taxes blind persons. I know it sound cruel and seems me. Him becoming our new prez. That is not what we see.

win7 is gaining

Folks, win7 is gaining. Like finally, xp is going away. Well, for a while it looked like it could stay, but it is old, over nine years. That is a lot of time in the tech arena. Hope that win8 is super. Blessing be to you. Sadly, they are not going to come out with anything that is super spec.

mayan ruins

OK so here is news. It is mayan ruins in georgia. This does surprise me. Like we do not expect it to occur. What an interesting world we live in.

miami prices

Citizens, we are in a recession. Look at home prices in miami. What direction are many going in. I will tell you. Basically, miami prices are no up. Down is the direction they are moving in.

Higgs Boson

Where is the elusive Higgs Boson mon. They are searching for it in cern. OK that is near geneva. Hey, we gotta love our swiss. Perhaps we can find it this year. Keep on searching young men.

$5 gas

$5 gas is coming. People can now see. There is near iran a crisis. I cannot tell you to buy a pick up. Please try to conserve energy. Like that will help you save money.

euro DEAD zone

What we fear, is coming in a new year. The euro DEAD zone is reaching its limits now. Austerity is in. What is out is spending money. People really want to save some.