PT cruiser

What is a PT loser my man. It is a person who drives a PT cruiser car. Did we say car. Vehicle is the word we need to use. Ah, no need to insult all the drivers of real cars. Yeah, they might be offended by referring to this vehicle in this way. It is less cool than a yugo even. Hey, that might be a bit much, but the PT cruiser is crap. Please do not get one. Frankly, they do not make em any more. Oh wow, I wonder why - not really, just kidding with you.