Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Phony?


There is another word for hoax - it is phony. I like the word because it reminds me of old ma bell. That was a very PHONEy company. It had a lot of rules and regulations and these big black phones.

Well, now our telephones are small and sleek like the size of credit cards. They are not as solid as before, they feel phony.

Tuesday, September 29, 2009

don't TRIP over this

Trip reminds me of a surfer dude, he is like totally awesome DUDE. This is like a great idea dude. Where are the valley girls. Scribd rox!

Monday, September 28, 2009

HELP - the hybrids are coming

This is HOAXlarious. Kay Wilson says the hybrids are coming. Step right up folks, alien hybrids. They are coming to a planet near you soon. Wait a minute, they are coming to our planet. Well, I did not PLAN-IT this way. OK so sit back the UFO is here.

Ewing Klipspringer

In defense of Ewing Klipspringer.

Now many of you have heard outright boldfaced lies about Jay Gatsby’s butler, one Ewing Klipspringer. This is a man who harmed no one person, but he has been in fact vilified as a shiftless freeloader.

Mr. Klipspringer served Gatsby well and was always obedient to his gracious host. He earned his keep by doing Gatsby’s requests, even playing the piano when he was all out of practice.

It was Ewing’s musical genius that provided the melodic interlude in which Gatsby and his lady love Daisy fell in love. It was Ewing’s masterful performance that allowed Gatsby to fulfill his fondest dream; that of winning Daisy’s heart.

Needless to say Nick Caraway did not fare as well with his significant other, Jordan Baker. So we may assume that Nick was jealous of the happiness of Jay Gatsby and Daisy, in contrast to his lack of progress with the decidedly unfeminine Jordan Baker.

By expansion Nick transferred this hatred to the innocent Ewing Klipspringer that he repeatedly backstabs. Nicks talks about Ewing doing Liver Exercises, these are very important. Nothing is more important than a healthy liver.

Ewing understood the importance of playing sports, in fact, Gatsby refers to Ewing as “Old Sport” no doubt a sign of Ewing’s excellent physique.

Also, it was Ewing Klipspringer the "boarder" that asked for his pair of tennis shoes. This item was never returned by one Nick Caraway.

Friday, September 25, 2009

What me recovery worry?

Foreclosure Home For Sale Sign and House with dramatic sky background. photo

Stocks fall on recovery worry. Wake up - there is no recovery. It is a false mirage in a desert with no more water that a dry bowl of dust.

People we are in bad shape and things are GETTING WORSE.

Thursday, September 24, 2009

recovery is hoax

Please listen to Peter Schiff. These phony economies are not getting any better, no they are getting worse. Interest rates are at zero due to imminent financial collapse, but this cannot stay on. The future we see is very grim.

Wednesday, September 23, 2009

nice vs mean

I wonder why we have this nice vs mean war. Most people are a mix of both. Well, guess nice is um nicer.